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@nicksortor Leaving NATO, just like Putin wants 👏👏👏

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump will be discussing WITHDRAWING THE US FROM NATO this afternoon with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte "They were tested, and they FAILED," Trump said It's time. NATO needs US. We don't need them!

@fittoberight @MAGAVoice Yes, save your money and buy Trump Watch Trump Mobile Trump Sneakers Trump Cologne Trump Shoes Trump Bibles Instead.

@MAGAVoice Trump nailed it. I used to like Springsteen’s music back in the 80's — now he’s just a bitter, dried-up has-been spewing hate. Boycott his overpriced shows. Save your money.

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump jus ended Bruce Springsteen’s whole career calling to Boycott his concerts “save your hard earned money” I ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH TRUMP Boycott Bruce into Oblivion 🔥

@Matt_Pinner Or… or… hear me out here… pay the waiting staff enough of a wage where they don’t have to rely on tips.

YES or NO?

@nocontextmemes Could I do this job from home?

@JimCognito2016 WTF.

It's time to boycott Tesco, fellow patriots. Just tried to buy some Easter eggs from their website and they don't seem fit to mention the word EASTER, at all. Not even once. It's time we let Tesco know that this is a CHRISTIAN country.

@GoodByeXNow @McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS Okay but the packaging doesn’t have “Easter Egg” written on them and half of them aren’t even egg-shaped. Weird flex you have there.

@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS Maybe you just have to look a little harder? You could even ask Google. It took me 1 minute to find these four.

Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S? Will they ever learn 🙈 It’s like they do it on purpose to offend. Easter is not National Chocolate Day. Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend? @marksandspencer @GBNEWS

@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS But they have to call them chocolate eggs because that’s what they are. Easter Eggs are painted eggs that children use for Easter Egg hunting.

@andrenftart @NoContextHumans I knew a guy who said he was planning on naming his son Lucifer. He explained, whilst our jaws were on the floor that it means “Bringer of light.” We tried to explain that Lucifer is like the big bad in the bible, but he was having none of it. TL;DR - worst baby name ever

@NoContextHumans What's the worst "forever-baby" name you've actually seen on a grown person? 😭

I hate parents that name their children like they wont ever grow up and have to live with that name 😭

@Bert_McSkreeenk They should make a movie called 4Chan about the OP trying to prove he wrote the post for royalties. Set in The Purge universe too for shits and giggles.

If the guy who wrote the original green text could prove to a court of law that he did that could he dmca any Backrooms project he wanted to. I doubt he'd want to but like. Could he

@AdinaTheHarpy @NoContextHumans French authorities can step in and reject names if they think if it will cause harm or mockery. This should happen in more places around the world in my opinion.

@NoContextHumans Zaylee and Rocky are the only acceptable ones.

@CalltoActivism That was someone doing a Trump impression. I know he’s dumb, but he’s into that dumb.

PATHETIC: Despite denying it was him, CNN once aired all the times Trump called into journalists as John Barron. They reported at the time that it was such an obvious “open secret for so long that it’s hard to believe anyone is still questioning it.”

@RpsAgainstTrump If all things are named after Trump than no things are named after Trump.

Trump today: “The naming of PENN Station…to TRUMP STATION, was brought up by certain politicians and construction union heads, not me.” Karoline Leavitt last week: “It was something the President floated in his conversation with Chuck Schumer.”

@Nigel_Farage @GBNEWS I love working from home. I’m still required to be at a desk in the office for a minimum of 8 days a month. I worked in the office today, my total commute time was 1 hour 20 minutes… why would I want to do that every day, again?

Am I wrong about working from home? Join me live on @GBNEWS tonight at 7 PM to discuss.

@TheNorfolkLion The problem with school uniform is it’s either a blazer (that they’re not supposed to take off) or a jumper (that they’re not supposed to take off). Fine in the winter but can be unbearable in the summer. If they’re comfortable where’s the harm?

Look what this high school has done. They’ve got rid of the traditional uniform and now dress the students pretty much like supermarket workers! Anything to change and erase our culture.

@piersmorgan Harris? Again? Seriously? Erm… no, I’m not a betting man but Newsom is being sworn in 2029.

Kamala? Again? Seriously? The Democrats still don’t get it.

@MELANIATRUMP @realDonaldTrump “In the last 10 years.” Bearing in mind “Sicko” (doc) made $36 million worldwide back in 2007

MELANIA, the film. #1 Highest Opening In 10 Yrs (Doc) Loved By All - “A” CinemaScore

@DeborahMeaden It’s clearly 25th amendment time. He’s a danger to the world at this point.

Can I just check in… are there any Trump supporters who are not at least a bit worried about this latest turn of events aka Nobel Peace Prize/greenland.

@JOBhakdi The only problem is we are patriots to our own countries and we don’t want to be part of that dustbin that you call America!

Not sure if Trump is consciously playing 5D Chess, or just accidentially - but he definitely IS. 1. Greenland is not for sale and Denmark is likely not going to cave. 2. If they do, US gets Greenland = wins. 3. But if they DON'T, the US also wins. Here is why: The great crisis of the West is less the result of a conspiracy, or suicidal / genocidal empathy, and more a function of simple degeneracy. Civilizational degeneracy, when reduced to its first principle, occurs when societies lose their will to win. If you don't want to win, why not open the borders? Why not become climate delulus? Why not dismantle your industrial base and blow up your power plants? None of this matters if you don't want to win. You just lose - so what? So what do you do with allies who don't want to win? You turn it back on them: The FASTEST way to force countries to stop being degenerates is to start taking over their territory. You want wokeness? DEI? Open borders? Destroy your economy? Friday for Future? Sure - you can have it. But we will take Greenland. And then Scotland. And then Belgium. And every other country that doesn't want to win. And since you are degenerate, you won't do nothing about it. THAT'S the true genius of this move. Now, I personally believe that Denmark is not THAT degenerate - we will see - and in the course of this exercise will revive its will to win, which is all it takes to prevent this. With some luck, others will follow and we see a great turnaround. Either way, Trump wins: he either gets Greenland and probably the rest of Europe shortly thereafter, or he turns his degenerate allies into countries that want to win again - which is even better. 5D Chess.

Fear Street was based on a series of books created by R L Stein

I really like the #TheFloor but feel £50,000 as the grand prize is a lot lower than the US version, a higher grand prize might make this more exciting. But then again, how can I justify giving someone £250,000 when someone doesn’t who Victoria Beckham is.