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Game 7 can change 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 for the Sixers

@DownGoesBrown Should probably trade Jason Robertson too, should probably call Kyle Dubas

Wow, Dallas out in round one. Fired their coach after three straight trips to the conference final. Kept last year's roster mostly as is. Extension or not, they have to fire Jim Nill. Like, right now. Make him available for any other openings around the league. Immediately.

@BenStiller Fuck you ben get to work on severance season 3

Philadelphia

@UrinatingTree @Clutch716 Offensive mold and they played him with Letang, doesn’t make sense

@Clutch716 Maybe, but they figured Girard fit more of an offensive mold. It just never came to fruition here.

Some basic thoughts on the Penguins: - I think Malkin gets brought back for one season. He fills the Sergei Gonchar/Jiri Hrdina mentor role for the younger Russians, even if his skills fade. Perhaps a two year deal, but the second year can be bought out if all goes to shit. - Letang needs a Come to Jesus talk. He was an absolute liability for long stretches of time, even if he was respectable for the final three games of the series. He's trying to play like it's 2016, yet doesn't have anywhere near the athleticism to compensate these days. It's like Polamalu's last season with the Steelers: Just sad. Either he has to change his game to a more reserved style or he's getting a one-way ticket to Robidas Island. Extreme, but shit's dire with him. Thanks for making his last two years buyout-proof, Hextall... - Anthony Mantha can get his bag elsewhere. Let the Kraken sign him to a six by five or something. - Clifton and Dumba, thanks for the second round picks, but there's the door - What happens with the rest of the defense? Do Karlsson and Wotherspoon get traded at peak value? It's obvious it needs overhauled to hell and back, but how much does? - I'd love Connor Dewar and Ryan Shea back, but they're the kind of guys that get drastically overpaid on the FA market. Young enough to not fall to shit, but the fear of Ryan Graves lingers... - Speaking of Graves? Might be time to buy him out. It's a bust. - Noel Acciari might be a casualty due to his age and a bunch of younger guys knocking on the door (Tristan Broz) - I'm hoping Ben Kindel's hurt, because the dude was invisible on the ice most of April - Resting the starters after clinching home ice fucked the Pens in the end. It sapped them of momentum which took them too late to get back. - What happens with the vets? Do the Pens still try to go another year with the old core or start shifting to younger guys? Jason Robertson and Robert Thomas might be for the taking. Do they strike or feel the price is too rich? The Pens can take this offseason in a bunch of different directions. I'm interested to see which path they take.

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

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the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

The sound I make when I finish pooping !!!

@Blutman27 @jakemalasek Jesus Christ barstool people are the dumbest motherfuckers alive

@jakemalasek They ran its course but it might be time to go back

These jerseys were so elite, man.

American Christians when they talk about the Pope

@Jaylq5f0 @TommyKelly44 Losing to the trash ass red wings is shameful

@TommyKelly44 They were not gonna go undefeated the rest of the year. Anyone who thinks that is dumb.

This just is not the same Flyers team that I fell in love with 4 days ago

@MLB @Pirates Yarrrrrrrr matey

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I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

The next season of The Pitt should take place on Halloween. The doctors should be in costume the entire time. The major escalation mid-season should be the alien from The Thing infecting the hospital.

@CJFlats They traded for Kessel

Is Mantha the best Penguins signing since Kessel?

Year is 2068 and the only way they get me to respond to my dementia treatment is by playing retro fifa songs