Chris Pole

@BrexitBassist Yeah, Cadbury has committed suicide. Now that their product tastes awful and the own label is cheaper and nicer,they have managed to completely destroy the company. If I was a shareholder I’d be calling for heads

Not only are supermarket own brands far more superior quality than Cadbury's but they are a hell of a lot cheaper. I've been buying my dark chocolate from Aldi for years now. share.google/ED7yIyquM0DxN0…

He’s a real man 😂👏

Happy Easter everyone 🐇🐰🌷😭

@Philipp27960841 Is that how you explain it to the pilots widow and children?

0.02% Success rate of Iranian air defense systems Out of approximately 13,000 sorties by the Israeli-American coalition

@BLackgold_5 One big crappy one and three small crappy ones

Guess all the aircraft names?Boeing size comparison

@hshLauraJ Especially the pretty ones

But, Goats are better… 🤔🤔🤔

@luvhuss We have a seagull like that. He pecks the glass for attention 😊

My manager just told me when she was a kid in Australia there was a monitor lizard that walked up and down the street at 3:30pm and everyone had to give it a boiled egg or it would tap angrily on the window with its foot.

Iran has been nothing but honorable in this war. Had they behaved like Israel and the US, they would have hit the Burj Khalifa. They would have hit Israeli schools like theirs were hit. And because of that noble behavior, I believe everything from them and disbelieve everything untoward said about them. Evil men are evil all the time. They rape and kill kids on Epstein Island and then bomb kids in Iran.

@DVATW Wanking ?

It means she has mental health issues.

@KathyParr101 Unless you spend it overseas 😊

Pensioners are extremely upset about being constantly told that they don't deserve their meagre pensions. So, don't be surprised if they decide to sell their houses and spend all their savings, so as to negate the inheritances of the ungrateful. But that's what the Gov. want ...

Everyone knows the pilot will be far safer as an Iranian POW than an Israeli POW or a US POW. Oh wait the US didn't take any POW's they murdered all the unarmed Iranians on their boat then left them to drown.

It took me one full day to understand this photo, waaw 😅

@ChildOfAlba Yes,disappointed

I’d have thought the Joani Reid scandal would have been tailor made for #HIGNFY

@fesshole I find it exhausting to read. There’s so much stupidity and corruption in the country today, reading about it has to be in bite sized chunks 😱

Every copy of the Private Eye that comes through our door goes straight into the recycling. I just don't have the time or energy to read it, not even the cartoons. But proper journalism needs to be supported, and I do my bit.

I have been saying this for how long?

@Bellagiotime Exquisite

Nine two eight 1977