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@MyFaveBench @The_RHS No it’s full of grass in the beds - I need a complete revamp and replant with lots of ground cover. Yours is beautiful 😍

Loving the beauty of my garden at the moment 🥰 is your all looking the same? #Summertime @The_RHS

Just cleaned kids shower. Things I am banning - conditioner, body butter and long hair 🤮

Had a hysteroscopy today. Biopsy and new coil fitted to try and solve issues. Big up Harrogate hospital who were fab but just want to say if blokes had to have this it would be under GA!

@GLB_88 No please keep them up it might galvanise me to sort my garden out xx

Shall I stop with the plant photos in general, are they boring lads? 😂

Oh dear: The Wurzels, UB40, Squeeze, Biffy Clyro, Imagine Dragons

@TashP351 Koalas all have chlamydia. Not relevant really, just saying.

Earlier I accidentally asked the bloke in Tesco where the spring onions were in an Australian accent. Didn’t get any onions, but I did find out his cousin had a brilliant wedding in Brisbane a few years ago, he’s desperate to go back, and he now sponsors a koala.

@muddymuddymum It’s freezing. We have started next years wood!

It is so cold atm. I lit the fire last night and my Raynaud's is playing up. Anyone else finding it cold?

@lmr1892 @GLB_88 Yes it’s always flan at my mums!

@GLB_88 😆 haha. Quiche is very much an 80s/90s thing but i don't mind it occasionally, I remember my mum had one of those flan dishes 😂

Do you know what’s an ick, people who use dark mode.

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy Swifts back finally this week - not many though

Has anyone spotted any swallows, swifts or house martins yet this year? They’re normally everywhere around me by now but I haven’t spotted a single one yet.

@GLB_88 My washing is thankful.

I’m defeated. I’m reactivating trousers.

@GLB_88 White bread (thick cut) unsalted butter, homegrown sliced tomatoes and salt.

What’s your favourite sandwich?

@GLB_88 Put your jeans back on I’ve washing to go out!!

I’ve put shorts on, sorry if it rains!

@RichardStockda5 @Art_Li @notestomyboy Loving X today!!

@DalesLil @Art_Li @notestomyboy Well that escalated quickly! 😅

Pub is having a refurb. They found nest of toads under the bar. I have renamed it. Before and after photos.

@GLB_88 Sorry is it your birthday? 🤣

@karenfthompson It used to be 5-10p in 70s, it is now a pound. Don’t get suckered into paying more. Tooth fairy doesn’t do inflation past 2000 - thems the rools!

Good morning my Twits .. How much does the tooth fairy charge these days ..? Miss Bumpty has lost a tooth .. Just days before she turns the big 10 … It used to be 5p when when I was a little girl .. But what were the price of inflation and petrol and taxes And More taxes? I’m not sure that my daughter poppy can afford it this year. 🥺 🧚 🧚‍♀️ 🧚‍♂️ 🦷 🦷

Normal view!

At my sis and bro in laws very flashy house where the cctv screen is now telling us when the chicken will be done!!!

@cquilty52 @Cheeseo76847269 Brilliant- I forgot to bring my bedtime reading with me for a night away - sorted now!!

I've created a Zack Polanski CV generator which refreshes each time it's opened - so every time you see it there's new roles that Zack's worked in …ile-488554318091.europe-west2.run.app

Update - just collected mum from station - apparently they have known since October that they weren’t coming, just hadn’t got round to telling me 😳

Our wedding has been booked since sept. Sibling booked their family x4 into reception venue in sept. Made BIG fuss about getting best rooms. Have just had msg to say soz they have now booked holiday so won’t be attending. Trying not be upset/angry but basically it’s shitty no?