Dan The Cool

10 years ago today I was made redundant and then immediately rehired by my old boss. He then shagged someone and made her CD and I got made redundant again. So I became a freelancer. In that time I’ve also fathered children and painted walls black and I couldn’t be happier.

@UnitedBharateey @FPLfrasier Don’t get lippy with me mate, just add the stats here.

@DanTheCools @FPLfrasier Sure, update the original picture which includes their games as well

Can someone add Ryan Giggs to this graphic? I want to see something.

@UnitedBharateey @FPLfrasier So I can see how impressive the stats are.

@DanTheCools @FPLfrasier Why?

@UnitedBharateey @FPLfrasier Now add games played.

@FPLfrasier Here you go! #MUFC

@elonmusk All the money in the world and this is the shit he produces, the pig faced, barrel chested fucking skin job.

@BattleBornSteve @theparthrastogi Was? Is it all over now?

@DanTheCools @theparthrastogi It wasn’t. It was just life. Endless great memories of those times.

Look at the generational difference - 1990s: • Get a university degree • Get a 9–5 job • Suit and tie • Get promoted • Get married at 21 • Buy a house at 25 • 4 kids, 1 dog • Retire at 60 2026: • Survive… Show more

@BattleBornSteve @theparthrastogi Sounds awful

Let me help. 1990s: Work full time. Try to get to classes. Live with roommates, sometimes in a room that wasn't a room. Grind. Don't order Starbucks, Grubhub or Uber. Get married later than 21. Buy a house later than 25. Get wrecked in the workplace, but learn. Have kids. Struggle continues as income increases. Never stop grinding. Never accept victimhood. Amazing wife and family. Success. Now 50 years old.

@pepsi Any other drink + pizza

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@SkyNews If you’re strong, you don’t need to tell people about how strong you are.

'President Trump does not bluff and he is prepared to unleash hell. Iran should not miscalculate again' Karoline Leavitt adds: 'Their last miscalculation cost them their senior leadership, their navy, their air force and their air defence system' trib.al/Rx0iR33

@Channel4News Imagine the same scenario with Putin.

‘We just want to wake up in the morning and not be afraid for our lives. In the wreckage caused by an Iranian missile, Israelis speak to Channel 4 News about the future of the war with Iran and what they hope for the future.

@SamTalksRugby7 I’d defthave Serin in there.

Top 10 9s in international rugby right now: 1. Dupont🇫🇷 2. JGP🇮🇪 3. Roigard🇳🇿 4. Reinach🇿🇦 5. Lucu🇫🇷 6. White🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 7. Williams🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 8. Williams🇿🇦 9. Dobie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 10. Garcia🇦🇷

@QuadeCooper Some knock ons need TMO to decide, so players wouldn’t know till it was too late and would be penalised

I’ve been watching a lot of Rugby lately, and it got me thinking about how we could speed the game up and open it up a bit more. One idea I had, hear me out. To encourage more offloads and reduce the number of rucks, what if when a team knocks the ball on, they’re not allowed to touch it next which currently results in a scrum. If they do, it’s a long arm penalty. That gives the opposition guaranteed first rights to the ball. They can pick it up and play immediately with a backward pass, or if they want to slow it down, it could work similar to an AFL mark and you have 10 seconds to resume play or it’s a turn over again. If you step off the mark, you’re live and can be tackled. The goal is simple, reward teams that want to play fast, create more chaos, and reduce stoppages? Questions - would this ruin our beautiful game and allow less skilled players to play (which is what most people want inclusivity) Would it make it slower? Faster? There’s nothing wrong with our game?

@danamalt HELLberg needs to tell him to stop fucking shooting. Stick to creating chances not fluffing them.

@PeterStefanovi2 @RobbieRinder So will the then be available for everyone and not just the Jewish community?

BREAKING: “We will replace the ambulances that were destroyed in the horrendous attack.. the NHS will pay for the permanent replacements that are going to be needed. That is the right thing to do.. This is an attack on all of us who hold the fundamental British values of tolerance and respect” says Prime minister Keir Starmer

@SkyNews He’s full of shit 😂

BREAKING: Donald Trump has said in a Truth Social post that the U.S will postpone strikes against Iranian energy sites for five days following "very good and productive conversations" with the Iranian government. Read more: trib.al/zgiPdAF 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@SixNationsRugby All were superb, but it has to be LBB

Your 4 players that have been nominated for the Guinness Player of the Championship for 2026 🔥👏 Louis Bielle-Biarrey 🇫🇷 Stuart McCloskey ☘️ Tommaso Menoncello 🇮🇹 Kyle Steyn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Only one can win, vote for your winner now! ⬇️ Submit your vote - sixnationsrugby.pulse.ly/8e0ru4sntp #GuinnessM6N #Since1883

@LivingTricks_ Shite

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@implausibleblog As long as we keep recycling everything should be fine. Drop as may bombs as you like, you fucking idiots.

BBC News, "This heat wave in the United States would be virtually impossible without human induced climate change" "In Arizona yesterday, they recorded their highest ever March temperature, 44 °C"

@rorymkirkwood @SixNationsRugby No. Has to be tackled.

@SixNationsRugby Didn’t he actually have to release with both knees on the ground?

He is unstoppable! 😮‍💨 #GuinnessM6N #Since1883

@SwickBwz @TightFive_Rugby Even the ones on your A hole?

@TightFive_Rugby Raised every hair on my body

Would run through anything for Ellis Genge.

@floboflo Some faith in the Scots, but most ingerlund fans will be Nigel Farage arse licking cunts. We want are cuntry back fuckwitts

Are Scotland and England fans going to be able to stop themselves from singing about Trump being a nonce at the World Cup? No.