Daniel H.
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Daniel H.
@DanieltheWitz
LA guy living in the nation’s capital | Lawyer ⚖️ | @AUWCL ‘23 | @Tulane 🌊 ‘18 | Somehow very cold all the time | 🏳️🌈 he/him
Washington, DC เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2014
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@HeyAustinDean Not good enough. I need the world to know how unwell I am…
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If you are thinking of starting a podcast, might I suggest therapy instead?
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I’ve been thinking about this for two weeks I need the pondy gossip
Ryan 🦈@suRYvor
I need the footage of Charlie arriving to Pondy and telling Savannah that he tunnel-vision targeted Rizo because Rizo didn’t vote for Sophi to win after telling the tribe she was his #1 and Sav to laugh and say “lol I was Rizo’s #1” and Charlie just… #Survivor #Survivor50
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@chasel1994 I’m not opposed to watching all three dunes and avengers doomsday in one day tbh now that’s a Dunesday
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Can’t believe we’re once again pitting mothers against each other smh 😔
George@_ge0rge
So are yall team GENEVIEVE or team AUBRY #Survivor #Survivor50
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Production (Jeff) probably convinced themselves they “needed” to show Zac Brown fishing so it looked “real” but they didn’t need to spend more time on the reward than they spent on Mike White’s blindside…
Survivor Super Fun Time Show!@SurvivorSFT
This is basically where I'm at with the #Survivor50 Zac Brown debacle. Zac Brown concert is a great reward. Top tier. But did we need to see him catching the fish? His inner thoughts about Fiji over multiple confessionals?
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@Bloated_Afraid I did not realize how loud this was gonna be when I turned the volume on in my office 💀
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I want to see Dumbledore and Grindelwald kiss in an HBO Heated Rivalry-like spin off. #harrypotter #harrypotterhbo
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Me opening twitter to find my feed was changed back to light mode
Quinn@quinneverett
Did Twitter get rid of dark mode? I’m suddenly back on light mode, and it appears the setting to change it has been removed. I may finally stop using this app if it’s forced into light mode. 🤮
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@MaxMaaxMaaax Counterpoint: you demonstrated initiative by rescheduling the meeting to give everyone their lunch back
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My coworker who's in charge of scheduling for the CEO is out today and I was given 1 (one) scheduling task today so far and messed it up.
Accidentally sent a zoom out for 1-2 pm for a 12-1 pm meeting
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Two dumb bitches (complimentary) telling each other “Exactly!”
Touya! ★@Touyarokii
Two fire type Pokemon that definitely share the same brain cell
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@muzzeltov It’s the future we might get even WITH the SAVE Act because it highly favors Dem-registered voters… 👀
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Valid take but think of how great it’ll be when we have the evolutions and we can get some reveals
Kedzie Teller@Kedz
I am going to a #PokemonDay dag show tonight and if no one pivots their design to come as THE diva, Gecqua, I'll be disappointed.
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I’m bi in that I like to drink both @dunkindonuts and @Starbucks coffee in the same day. We do exist!
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no but we do french a little and go out for beers
Ginger@Gboye_Rave
Do y'all openly say "love you" in your friendships?
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