Danny Ryan

They just never anticipated stuff like this, did they

Thought Kai Havertz scoring would be the best thing I watch tonight but here’s John Terry recording himself thinking Chelsea will score only for Kai to win it. In his full Chelsea tracksuit ahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

LITERALLY EVERYONE: I reckon Chelsea should try to actually do something here. GARY NEVILLE: God Arsenal are terrible aren’t they?

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This has to be satire

There has never been a more brainless cricket team than this England side, it’s just embarrassing 😂

@mattddawson Quite fitting that we’ve been out BazBalled by Head as well, a truly unserious team

@DannyRyan94 And yet still found ourselves in a position to win a test match, sums up the Baz and Stokes era 😂

Nothing quite like an Ashes series down under to make you incredibly depressed. We are cursed in Australia!

The final piece of the puzzle 🧩 Piero Hincapie is a Gunner 🤝

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties. Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs. Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

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Oh go on then. get your 800th watch in x.com/1886DL_/status…

I raise you Clive Tyldesley and give you Guy Mowbray

Think this might be the best Rice commentary I’ve heard yet!

Two players needing hamstring surgery in the same season, not a great look that…

@Arsenal please

Least this half explains that Ode shocker

Mikel Pulis and Set Piece FC tho right? Right?!

Title chances apparently over after 11 games played 😂