Dash Bridges 🚗💨

@ODDprofessional I hear you, but I feel like if you Dash in an area for any amount of time, you can kinda figure out, "Oh this restaurant is pretty good, and I'm going to this neighborhood....it'll take me about 30 mins."

If we never Tweet one another again, may I leave you with this: consider orders in $/delivery time, not $/mile. It's a better metric. Thank you, and God Bless.

Drivers! Please be extra careful tonight, particularly near your deliveries. Lots of kids and parents crossing streets in dark clothing and in costumes that might obscure vision. Safety first!! 🙏

@TheRideshareGuy YOU DA MAN, Harry! I'm proud to be a little tiny microslice of that.

Just shared this chart of our website traffic going back 8 years with a friend! 32 million page views - not bad. Millions more to come! - 1 mil monthly views at our peak (less competition, more interest) - 2-300k page views/mo over last few years -Couple google algo's f'd us

Peninsula! Wake up and eat!! I’m 15/25 through my weekend delivery bonus!

@DoorDashConfess Oh, yes!

@DashinChix Wishing you a full recovery and sending you good vibes!

Well, 3 years dashing, almost 7000 deliveries completed, and in 1 second I'm on a looooong vacation. Broken ankle and arm but alive. The guy never even looked left, just flew in front of me. #ouch #lifeofaDasher

@rideshare2sd Hey @TheRideshareGuy , here's your next interview!

Just did 46 deliveries in 4.5 hours .. 11,000 steps and 18 flights of stairs later I’m exhausted..

@DeliveryWoes My first hater! Six years after my first article, I finally feel like I've arrived!

Were you a victim of lies? Did some shady referral send you up a river without a paddle? I encourage you to consider small claims court. Mark has nowhere near the resources of big gig corporations and their lawyers. #silvertonguedmouthpieces

@DeliveryWoes Future suits? You gonna Release the Kraken on me? 😂

Found you! @DashBridges tell the truth, or be 🤬 for being an opportunistic 🤬 JUST LIKE #HARRYCAMPBELL You don't mind if I quote your lies and exploitation for future suits, right??? 😉 muckrack.com/dash-bridges/a…

@DeliveryWoes I go by Mark. Technically, Dash is the name on my birth certificate. 😃

@DashBridges Mark. Got it.

So DoorDash is telling me I can earn the same rate over 40 hours as I do in 5 hours? FURTHERMORE, even “hours” is only defined by the assignment to completion time, not waiting. Blatantly dishonest.

@DeliveryWoes I’m not nearly talented enough to fake these earnings reports. If you’re looking for a corporate hack masquerading as a driver, you found the wrong guy.

@DashBridges Right. Like you're an unsuspecting victim. At least own your fraud.

Takeaways after another six months away: * Probably 21/25 were no-contact. Speeds up deliveries. * No need for me to text customers with arrival. The app provides all that info. * Late into the night just head towards McD’s and JITB and wait.

@DeliveryWoes ?

@DashBridges Agreed. Wanted to see if you'd be honest about how for sale your tweets are.

@DeliveryWoes Correct! Please note the clearly stated $200 bonus for 25 completed deliveries. It helped quite a bit.

@DashBridges For the record: You made $400+ in 20 hours of standby/work?

@DeliveryWoes Hi! *waves nervously*

@DashBridges I see you. 😉

@TheRideshareGuy The background of the Airplane! scene where Rex Kramer drives to the airport. youtube.com/watch?v=MrktxW…

Which Zoom background do you guys like? 1. Driving action shot 2. Some sort of RSG waiting room 3. Just the logo

😣😖😤 Goodnight. Or good morning, I guess.

I did the same promo back in April. Not again, right? Well…..🤷🏻‍♂️

Please drive safely tonight! 🎃