Dave Alan

@lucawya Coffee, strong coffee

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

@WestHamMatters Can't be any worse than the prick we have at the moment 🤔

I’d 100% take this. And I’d love to get someone like Joe Cole on the coaching team with him. Get some identity back. People that have a history at the club.

@lucawya Women

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause... and wtf do men have to deal with ???

@TheExtremeMusi1 Stevie Nicks

Which female singer has the best voice in the history of rock???

What is your all-time favourite “live” album?

@TheExtremeMusi1 Monty Python's always look on the bright side of life

What's the best song that contains whistling???

@Mr_Trubshawe youtu.be/RYGy-j_oH5Q?si…

I really don't give a shit about the Conservative leader. They're cunts all of them. Every last MP. They hate you. Labour - cunts Conservative - cunts Reform - did hold out hope for them, but they're just cunts. Mainly dumb ones, but still cunts. As for the others. Well, cunts

@benonwine Trafalgar

GUN POINTED TO YOUR HEAD NAME A HISTORICAL BATTLE?

@guilhermelira06 @WestHam Bem-vindo ⚒️

Now I'm part of the @WestHam family 🫶🏾⚒️

@BillyBondsStand @OgbonnaOfficial grazie di tutto

Nine seasons 249 games 13 goals good luck for the future @OgbonnaOfficial ⚒️

@WHU63512230 @BBCSport Bit harsh, Moyes doesnt care about possession and prefers a 4-2-3-1 formation. Lopetegui is all about possession and prefers 4-3-3. Both are defence minded but we should be seeing more of the ball next season which is what most fans have been asking for.

@BBCSport We got rid of Moyes to get another Moyes just with a Spanish accent

Former Spain and Real Madrid manager Julen Lopetegui is set to be confirmed as David Moyes' West Ham successor. A good appointment, Hammers fans? ⚒️ 🇪🇸 #BBCFootball #WHUFC

Don’t lose games you should win then.

@scotsunsport He wasn´t sacked, usual bad reporting 🤡

BREAKING: David Moyes SACKED by West Ham - with Scot's replacement already 'confirmed' #Echobox=1715016104-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/12627211…

@MartynHobbs12 Me too ⚒

Bloody hell , this got me ❤️⚒️

@WestHam Class act 👏

Kalvin meets a familiar face in Charlie ❤️

Do you see your team? 🤩 #FestiveFixtures

Edson Álvarez’s game by numbers vs. Arsenal: 100% ground duels won (6/6) 100% tackles won (5/5) 92% pass accuracy 3 ball recoveries 2 blocked shots 0x dribbled past El machin. 🇲🇽

West Ham are massive everywhere we go!! What a win today… we keep on going! ⚒️❤️

¿Necesitas un gol sobre la hora? 😉 Ya sabes a quién llamar. 📞🇨🇿