Dave Benthal

@mrbweber get two.

The Gerber baby nominations are up. Let the hunger games begin.

@anna_benthal @maryangelaB I couldn't fit in Dr. Mercier's office past 14.

@AnneEvertz @nandixonauthor #biggestfan!!!

@AnneEvertz @anna_benthal Sam Cam is too close.

@neeeeeeeenn ha!!

@neeeeeeeenn I'm concerned about these new friends of yours.

Today I photoshopped my own nipples out of a family picture. With great power comes great responsibility.

@neeeeeeeenn HAHAHA

@neeeeeeeenn shit.

@DanDaviz @JRogerWhite I just wanna hang out with you guys.

How come we don't blame anything on drifters anymore?

@AnneEvertz this gives me youth group kid PTSD.

@ArmandoTovar15 Pics or it didn't happen.

@JRogerWhite "those who can't do....

New dating plan; just wait in J.Crew for my true love.

An appeal to women; If you stop having sex with men who wear sunglasses on the back of their necks they would stop. Please. For the kids.

@theCHIVE @macfaulkner My sister had her 90th brain surgery recently. so this is what we did johannainthemovies.tumblr.com

@zhawrot hashtag excitement!!!

@FUSAlumniProb 10 years and alcohol? Seems more the conversation would be "we cared about household?!"