Dave Simpson

@TheInSneider @AhmedGlb84 Weirdo cuck

@AhmedGlb84 Is that a serious question?

Obviously, I'm not a Harry Potter guy. I saw the first movie and the last movie. Fuck JK. But I'll be damned if the wizards at HBO didn't make me shed a tear with that excellent trailer. Could this be the biggest TV show of all time? At this point, I wouldn't bet against it...

@Pablodelmar @theSNP Real change? What from the SNP government that’s blighted is for decades?? wtf are you on about..

Scots didn’t vote for a Labour government that won’t stand by them as times get tougher. It’s time for real change—self-determination and putting Scotland’s people first. The time for independence is now. Join @theSNP snp.org/join

@LauraEWebsterr Was actually quite funny tbf!

Read the story here. We have chosen to remove the paywall so Scotland can see for itself what Malcolm said in full. thenational.scot/politics/25966…

NEW: We are publishing the disgusting homophobic joke Malcolm Offord told and had to apologise for. It is in the public interest that people know the abhorrent language the Reform UK Scotland leader chose to use Refusing to publish this would effectively be protecting him.

@MyTimeToShineH Have to block you now, too many spoilers

The Luke Cage part is CRAZY

@JohnSwinney Lower income tax then ya spoon

Today's statement from the Chancellor fell far short of what Scotland's families needed. With bills estimated to rise by over £300 from July, we need to see the energy price cap frozen. In energy-rich Scotland, it's simply unacceptable that people's bills are through the roof.

@OliLondonTV Probably staring to see what’s blocking the sun… will be that fucking fivehead

@BestMovieMom Quota

I still can’t believe he won the Oscar. It’s really not the kind of performance the Academy usually rewards. It’s great to see an action performance recognized, but I still wonder why they made that choice.

@Dungarbhan You’re showing your stupidity

Scotland has no deficit. The UK assigns a disproportionate part of its deficit to Scotland.

@ZuzuOnFire @JohnHPiette Yes, the book was an amazing read… sounds like they’ve done it justice in film

@JohnHPiette Hmmm. I do like a good hard science movie. If I liked The Martian will I like this?

Project Hail Mary looks a little too feel-good for my liking... as weird as that sounds. Can anyone confirm or deny?

@kkstuart @newcogawaJ @scotgov Unfortunately for you, I have… and the listed amendments and clear guidance on safeguards from coercion. Happy to take the conversation further, but please provide your substantiation for your assertions first.

@DaveSim4285151 @newcogawaJ @scotgov You clearly haven't read the bill.

Honestly the @scotgov is a disgrace The same country that thinks men should share toilets with wee girls and jail cells with vulnerable women also thinks your 96 year old gran with cancer and heart failure doesn’t deserve a humane passing!

@kkstuart @newcogawaJ @scotgov It was only to be allowed if someone had capacity to request it themselves, suffered a terminal illness, and would have been self administered. Safeguards were in place to mitigate anything you said above. Starving and dehydrating someone to death is cruel!

@newcogawaJ @scotgov Here's the issue. No one should be killed so that relatives can save themselves from watching a loved one die. That leads to coercion, which this bill had no safeguards in place to avoid.

@fleurmeston You’ve a lot to learn unfortunately… you will one day and understand why this was required. For you celebration, I hope it hurts when you’re eyes are opened!

In case you didn’t hear, Scotland has voted NO to assisted suicide!!!!!!!!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍾

@Gerry171561 @AlanDuncan1971 Low earners pay 1% less, up to £27.5k. Then you pay more over £30k.

@AlanDuncan1971 Wrong you are but let’s exaggerate on your part

Pennies less whilst hard working Scots pay hundreds if not thousands more. Dave fails to mention the minute amount that people pay less.

@AlanDuncan1971 I pay about £2300 more than the rest of the UK the last time I checked

@ACDAFC @KingOtheNorth31 @JLivingston1888 You had to be of sound mind and be able to press th button yourself. Of you’ve ever watched a loved one starve and dehydrate to death at end of life, like they do every day in an NHS hospital, you’d understand why people would vote for it.

@KingOtheNorth31 @JLivingston1888 Sounds good in theory, in practice there’ll almost definitely be people that could’ve made it that get misdiagnosed & would’ve died had this law been implemented.

Fucking annoying myself I’m biting to this. But why the fuck would you celebrate watching someone on deaths door suffer for longer? You put down a suffering animal. I personally wouldn’t want to watch a loved one slowly die when their should be a way to let them go peacefully

@DerRohlSouness Stfu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@SpiderManMovie Yeah, that looks fantastic!!

A Brand New Day starts now. Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

@JacquiB74922720 @AnasSarwar Exactly, wait until they see a loved one suffer nil by mouth

@AnasSarwar As someone who has worked in care for over 40 years,I have witnessed some truly awful deaths,you made the wrong decision.

I voted against the Assisted Dying Bill and I believe this evening’s result is the right one. However, I recognise that there are deeply held views on both sides, and the debate has been a deeply moving one. Liam McArthur deserves credit for bringing forward this legislation in a thoughtful and constructive manner. We must now focus on improving end of life care for people across Scotland.

@FabrizioRomano Corrupt Africa

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF. Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement. CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦

@AntiLeftMemes 54321 biscuits and spicy Twirls crisps (@SPARintheUK bring back Spicy Twirls ffs!!!!)

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