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@David_Major

here to help the people. kill it before it lays eggs. you’re welcome

เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2009
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Major@David_Major·
Just got my cat to say “hello.” I don’t waste my Friday nights.
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Doctor Saghar@Saghar409·
How many squares....!!! 99.9% will fail..?
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Major@David_Major·
@YappAppLtd 🎶 ONE LEG! HE’S ONLY GOT ONE LEG! HE’S ONLY GOT ONE LEG, HE’S ONLY GOT ONE LEG…🎶
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Yapp@YappAppLtd·
Machete Attack in Dewsbury Update: Three People Arrested A serious stabbing happened outside Dewsbury bus station yesterday afternoon (Friday 16 January). Police were called just after 3pm following reports of a fight involving several people and a bladed weapon. A 17-year-old boy was found with a serious leg injury. He was taken to hospital where his condition is not life-threatening. Officers have now arrested three people in connection with the incident: a 35-year-old woman from Dewsbury, a 23-year-old man from Dewsbury, and the 17-year-old boy himself. All three remain in custody. Detectives believe the attack was targeted. apple.co/3Yt1O8R
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Major@David_Major·
@YappAppLtd As if they wasted the Air Ambulance’ time on this 🤣
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Major@David_Major·
@YappAppLtd Braaaaap, braaaap, braaaaap, ya get mi’fam?!
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Major@David_Major·
@htafc 🎶 WE DONT GIVE A FUCK! WE DONT GIVE A FUUUUUCK! VERTU TROPHY, WE DONT GIVE A FUCK! 🎶
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Huddersfield Town@htafc·
Go Inside Match Day as we reached the Quarter Finals of the Vertu Trophy with victory over Rotherham United! ⤵️ #htafc
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Major@David_Major·
Town v Bradford Park Citynue next week, @KevinNagleMLS. If you’re expecting a decent crowd, pull that trigger! #GrantOut
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Major@David_Major·
@KevinNagleMLS just so you’re aware, absolutely no one who supports #htafc could care less about the Vertu Trophy. It’s all about the league Lee Grant really, really is WAAAAY out of his depth
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Major@David_Major·
@liamgallagher Did no one tell City it kicked off at 12:30? 🤣
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@YappAppLtd Why do the police even answer calls in that shithole?
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Yapp@YappAppLtd·
Car smashes into wall in Bradford – driver flees after taking nitrous oxide balloons reports A car has crashed into a wall in Bradford this morning. It is suspected the driver was using nitrous oxide balloons, which is thought to have contributed towards the collision. The occupants left the scene before officers arrived. m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
I can’t believe people used to watch this.
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Jon Torr@J_T81·
@BazBurgess @David_Major @htafc 1655 +1 legend that stood up during the silence in the first half and shouted “we might be winning 2-0 but your footballs boring Grant” 🤣🤣🤣
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Major@David_Major·
What was the attendance for the Rotherham match? #htafc @htafc
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Major@David_Major·
@NoContextBrits Black pudding, & the mushrooms & tomatoes can fuck right off!
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Football Away Days
Football Away Days@footyawayday·
Ipswich Town have left a hat and a wreath of flowers on the seat of season ticket holder Andrew Hammond, who sadly passed away this week after taking his own life. If you are struggling, do not be ashamed to reach out, Friends, family, a work colleague or even a neighbour. It’s okay to not be okay and people are always willing to help. Fair play to Ipswich, rest in peace Andrew 💙
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