Every time my ex asks me for music recommendations I tell her Alice In Chains.
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Witharm Swidopen
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Witharm Swidopen
@DeadMeet69
If there’s a will there’s a way...to ruin it.
United States เข้าร่วม Ocak 2012
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Yall ever notice that the democrats want their politicians to do more and republicans are always regretful of their leaders?
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Just spent the weekend in Portland. Absolutely love that city. Billions spent on propaganda and oppression and everyone there is just having a good time.
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My hot take of the week is I think motion sickness is made up. Wdym you’re afraid to move?
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My local convenience store invented this thing called a Stuffed Nacho which is, from what I understand, just half of a taco.
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I’ve learned via dating apps that a lot of people think “blue collar worker” means construction company owner.
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You can't even build bad memories with her anymore 😭
Real lovers are dead
إلاهة@a_mtyebisa
he would never hear from me again
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I just saw a Cajun-Jewish comedian and he was so happy to meet another one that he took a picture with us on his phone.
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If being in the US military prepares you for real life then how come we’ve lost 4 times as many to suicide than he have to battle in my lifetime?
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Me 😔 some are both
maxie (colonizer) 🥩@maxies_back
the concept of a straight guy whose friends are mostly women and gays
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Girls love it when you pretend to throw a little bitch fit then say you’re just playin and do what they want.
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Sucks that we fart poop out our butts. There’s gotta be a more mature way to do that.
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Me to my peasants: RAKING THE MUD WHILE WEARING OUR GOOD POTATO SACK, ARE WE???
FactPost@factpostnews
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel: "People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
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@JaredWaves @SamMulhall @coldhealing Yeah, using buzzwords, cliches and hackneyed phrases is the realm of teenagers. Agreed.
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@hauseoffunk @SamMulhall @coldhealing You don’t have the conversation right here in front of you? Is there any other simple concepts you need help with.
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I can’t stress enough how important it is to have friends of the opposite sex that you’re not trying to fuck
princesa@myculofat
his female friends are his failed talking stages btw
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@hauseoffunk @SamMulhall @coldhealing Also that’s just not true. The cliches and buzzwords literally come from the pop culture zeitgeist. You were just saying “gadzooks!” When you were 13 and they dipped your head in the toilet.
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@JaredWaves @SamMulhall @USAGoodActually @coldhealing Yes people always talked in cliches and buzzwords, and they were typically mocked. Also the frequency of the changing language is at a breakneck speed and should not really be enjoyed by anyone over the age of 19.
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