RabbitAngstrom
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RabbitAngstrom
@DebtBeerSin
A guy living the straight life in Suburbia, at odds with his inner self-destructiveness.
เข้าร่วม Kasım 2022
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@JustThatGuyAdam Sonny’s sweet tea, Goya coconut water in the can with pulp, ginger ale, cherry coke. So many choices
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@KILLTOPARTY When girls tell him about their past trauma, he needs to respond, “Did you ever consider you deserved it? Just talking to you, I find you so annoying I want to hit you.” Then kick her out of the house and tell her to come back when she has something better to do with that mouth.
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@AlyssaLogic Right?! She put the time in on the elliptical. She needs Original Pancake House.
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Trial is done & I slept in to wake up to the gorgeous ginger wife all sweaty & breathing heavy on the elliptical. Want to call in & take her out for pancakes this morning. But too much to do at work. Stupid work. My wife deserves pancakes!!!
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@DebtBeerSin @KILLTOPARTY Why I think my comments are best in the morning ☹️
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Preoccupied with smelling bad & have a smell routine in the office. Always a cologne, office candles, gum & mints. Female co-worker next to my office has a sofa in hers & during the winter she takes naps to the delightful scents of my winter candles. Everyone likes cozy smells.
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One time I worked with a guy that would wear sandals with the nastiest, dirtiest, stinkiest fucking socks on earth and the smell would waft under his desk into my face. I was going to tell our manager to ask him to clean his shit and the next day his roommate stabbed him to death
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This Nikki Glaser interview resulting in girls admitting cuckquean fantasies is somewhat upsetting. The past week of choking, bdsm, internet hookup discourse has me, “Hey! I did these things before they were cool.” Like finding out everyone is at your favorite dive bar now.
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@AlyssaLogic @KILLTOPARTY It’s 6 o’ clock where I’m at, Aly. I don’t like to read your comments until after 10.
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@KILLTOPARTY She must be ugly if she hasn’t cheated on this whiny loser yet ☹️
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@AlyssaLogic Listened to a lot of ‘grunge’ in college & now realize it was not very good. In retrospect, the power pop, Brit pop, alt country was leaps & bounds better than grunge.
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Keep getting my wife Louis Sherry chocolates simply because the tins they come in are adorable. The chocolates aren’t even that great. I eat most of them. But she must have 10 random tins she uses for things like sewing supplies, ticket stubs, weed…
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So the giant warehouse filled with toilet paper didn’t have a sprinkler system? Seems like an oversight.
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@SarahTr52165351 I’m a fan of the pie. Could’ve done without the others.
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Hot coworker mentioned to me that she’s in an open relationship. Told the wife in passing just to fuck with her head. In the past week, wife has made me desserts every night & ordered new lingerie. Dread game.
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@JoJoTyl3r Yes, we do. I married mine. She’s still going strong.
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@DebtBeerSin What desserts did you get? I’m still on no sugar so I want to live vicariously through you 😩
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