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Democratic Statistics™
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GOOD MORNING HELLDIVERS! Current MO progress at 44% as we roll into the weekend, Daddivers and Workdivers will be joining the front in force. Expected completion on Sunday The Helldiver civil war has also subsided with only bot accounts trying to stir more controversy More @ 68





🚨🌀HELLDIVERS REACH SEASSE — SUPER EARTH CALLS FOR "URGENT LIBERATION" 🌀🚨 The Rirga Bay system has been liberated; and the first Super Destroyers are reaching Seasse's orbit. The Illuminate have built large Exospires, and a "Class-1" Exostorm is ravaging Seasse. Super Earth has declared a new type of campaign: "Urgent Liberation / Reclamation" ALL Helldivers are ordered to go to Seasse, and destroy these Illuminate buildings.


⚠️🌀EXOSTORM ESCALATES🌀⚠️ The Exostorms on Seasse has been officially re-categorized as Category 2. Local Exospire cells and merging, creating planetary Super-Storms. Due to the mysterious atmospheric volatility, completion of operations are no longer needed for mission sucess. Helldivers are ordered to focus on high-volume Illuminate liquidation and the requisition of anomalous assets. Make the enemy pay in blood for every second of unlawful environmental interference.



50% is not that bad I guess









⚠️📈BLIGHTSMURK LIBERATED - RESISTANCE INCREASES📈⚠️ The heroic Helldiver forces, aided by SEAF units, have successfully driven the Illuminate forces out of Blightsmurk, the only town on the Rirga Bay system. In response to this liberation, the Illuminate have increased their presence in the planet, and the resistance has increased from 1.67% 🠮 2.50%. The Helldivers MUST fight harder in order to expel the Illuminate menace out of Rirga Bay, and open the way to uncover the truth in the Seasse System.



I GOT KIDNAP HELP ME! WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT EYE OF TERROR?! WTF IM DOING ON EYE OF TERROR?😭😭😭




























