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@westsidepete111 @luinalaska Calling anyone else a failed state while you’re being overrun with Indian scammers and Muslim invaders is really rich

@DesktopHero03 @luinalaska Yeah very jealous of 2 failed states that won't exist in 5 years

Japan now that we have had our meat weekend can we get to business? We need Japanese people having more Japanese babies in Japan. What’s going on over there? American news tells us Japan is having no babies? Why no sweet babies? You must fix this, new Japanese friends.

@BroadcastAutist @_Investinq It’s clinical, yeah, but it’s a pretty cool advancement in robotics

@_Investinq Why do I hate this so much?

A robot just replaced the human who draws your blood, and it is already inside European hospitals right now. The device called Aletta is CE-marked, the European equivalent of FDA approval and it is already operating on real patients. Vitestro built a machine that maps your veins using AI powered Doppler ultrasound, locks onto the right one with submillimeter precision, inserts the needle, fills the tubes, removes the needle and applies the bandage completely on its own. No human hands touch you during the procedure and one trained supervisor can oversee up to three of these machines running simultaneously. And 98% of patients who went through it said they would accept the procedure again. The machine does not care if your veins are difficult or your skin tone, body type, or whether past draws were painful. It finds a vein on almost every patient regardless and roughly 1.4 billion blood draws happen in the United States alone every single year. Every one of those is currently done by a human being and that human has a job title, phlebotomist. There are roughly 130,000 of them working in the US today and that job is now directly in the crosshairs of this technology. Northwestern Medicine, one of the most prestigious hospital systems in America already signed a multi-year collaboration agreement with Vitestro to bring this machine to US hospitals.

@zundamotisuki Absolutely! But then I wouldn’t be opposed to America being Japan Second and Japan being America Second, our alliance should be strong

アメリカはアメリカファーストで、日本は日本ファーストであるべきだと思いませんか？

@ruiruicamovi Here’s a nice sunset I got with a kitty as a bonus

アメリカの皆さん。日本の鎌倉から見る夕焼けがとっても綺麗です。よかったらアメリカの綺麗な夕焼けを見せてください！

@Dongurihou I really like Pokémon Fire Red, but I’m a big fan of the metal gear series as well :)

親愛なるアメリカのフォロワー様たちへ このポストが見えているのなら、 好きな日本のテレビゲームを教えてほしいです！ ちょっと知ってみたい……

@nyantamach222 Here you go!

この投稿を翻訳している全世界の皆さんへ 日本でも猫はとってもかわいい存在です。 是非、あなたの飼っている愛する猫の写真を見せてもらえませんか？ あと、リポストしてくれると嬉しいです。

@mouen_TW Gorgeous! I love the layering on the clouds

「黙示録」 #watercolor #水彩画 #透明水彩 #旅の詩 #光を運ぶ者

@KaneKirika Thank you! That’s actually a picture from my driveway XD

@DesktopHero03 美しい猫ちゃん！ 背景も美しい……

日本人のツイートをAI自動翻訳でアメリカ人などの海外に流す仕様に変更されたらしいのでご挨拶を。 よう、兄弟。俺の相棒を紹介するぜ。

@OhayoMybrother Yep, we can understand you

Xで自動翻訳が当たり前になるなら、私は1番慣れ親しんでいる母国語の日本語でツイートすればいいってこと？

@shine_gomiseifu Same, it’s a shame poop is so violent

うんこなんて大嫌い💔

@zdqz4t Nah “The American Empire” is badass, keep calling us that 🇺🇸

英語圏にツイート読まれるようになると 俺らが米帝とかブリカスとかいうのが国際問題になる可能性あってまずい

@imodaisukisugi Yeah they are!

Xで言葉の壁が無くなるのなら 猫好きな人との出会いも きっと増えるに違いない。 日本から世界の猫好きさんに メッセージを送ります 猫はやっぱり最高だよね！

@BroadcastAutist @em_Lazzy What did this joker expect trump to say? “Due to the protests earlier, I’ve realized that I’m totally a king and will now step down.”???

@em_Lazzy You mean 8 million marxists showed up yesterday. 10/10 response from your president.

Over 8 million people showed up yesterday—and this is the response??? Not leadership. Not reflection. Just ego and immaturity. There is absolutely nothing presidential about this. It’s honestly embarrassing!!!

@birdflower105 At my church, any Christian can take communion, it’s open to all denominations that profess Christ. (I’m non-denominational Protestant btw)

カトリックでは聖体拝領はカトリックの洗礼を受けた人だけでその他の人は祝福をいただけます。プロテスタントにカトリックの信徒が行く場合はどうなのでしょうか？知ってる方教えてください🙏

@nyantamach222 Here is my princess Ophelia :)

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？

@Locus_Solus3303 I’ve always wanted to come visit your beautiful country someday

Guys from the US, I can be your guide if u come to Osaka and Kyoto

@MikuMiku_hmhm Have another :)

1ポストで1200人増えた…。ビビる🥺笑

@westsidepete111 @luinalaska Canadicuck jealous of the American/Japanese alliance forming on X

@luinalaska Have americans ever heard of minding your own business

受難の主日のミサに行きました。 命の源の唯一の神を忘れ、自己中心の心で富　権力　快楽を求める罪深い私達を、地獄の永遠の苦しみから救う為に、私達の身代わりとなり、神ご自身が十字架にかかられました。 神の愛は永遠！ 世の物を全て手にしても、永遠の命を失えば、何の徳があるでしょうか。