Jason Crain

Dear MIAA Burner Accounts, a few teams have gotten off easy this week. With that being said Fuck Albion who the fuck makes their school colors purple and gold. #ThatsFuckingGay

@BaronBombs @JimLongbottom01 It’s always the club guys you gotta watch. #AdrianFarmClub #WhoTheFuckPlaysD3Club

Adrian should probably call this chump up. They could use a crafty engaged left handed reliever. #engaged #FritzOrNothing #FuckColeTemple @JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7

@JimLongbottom01 @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 Jim (JIM-BO), As Mikey Kuzara if this gets 50 likes I will drop a nut flick. #BroKeepsBaseballsInHisPants #ShitCantBeReal Best, JC

@DisgruntledFan7 @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493 Damn Mikey Kuzara, sorry they got you. Will say, I’m a big fan of the arm and leg you have. Regards, Jimbo. #whatitdo #fistme

MIAA burners, we need to unite. Todd Fond here can’t take a joke and is now trying to dox burners. JIMBO LONGBOTTOM WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. We must bully these losers off the app. @DangerJohn67 @johnny_barry1 @miaaDerek @DShawnWatty @EmmitAcorn @Gregbarrels99 @JamesPMorg91493

@ballsdeepbobb Bob, Gotta do what you gotta do to get some home field advantage. #PutMeOnACircleChain #TShirtTime Best, Slightly Below Average College Coach, Jason Crain

@DisgruntledFan7 Coach, Big red eats anything you put in front of him. On the other hand, Moore and Newland are different stories. However, If you lay a finger on any of my players I will turn you into a campfire story. #ballsdeep - Bob

@ballsdeepbobb Bob, I stay ready always. With that being said do you think it would be hard to give Ryar, Newland, and Moore food poisoning? #IMightBeOutOfPitching #Fuck Best, Avery Carnicoms Biggest Fan, Jason Crain

@DisgruntledFan7 Coach, Not sure if you’ve heard the news, but The Game has been postponed to Sunday. Regards, Bob

#1: Brady “The Boy In Stripped Pajamas” Stacho. Congratulations! 🎉🎊 Maybe try some looksmaxxing buddy.

Game day. #MikeOttAintReady #DeLucaLeavingInHandcuffs #E5FromFriesen

#NewProfilePic Ready for the rivalry game. #FuckK #MooreTakesBackshots #NewlandLikesEmYoung

@BaronBombs @JimLongbottom01 @DangerJohn67 @Giovann1Ferrari @trey_flood @Ravi_Patel44 @RyanKracht7 @BonemerGabe @CalebBonemer Baron, Surely you and your 5 followers aren’t talking about being in the “shadows” of anybody. I walked so you could run. Best Regards, 0x MIAA Coach of the Year, Jason Crain

@JimLongbottom01 @DisgruntledFan7 @DangerJohn67 @Giovann1Ferrari @trey_flood @Ravi_Patel44 @RyanKracht7 @BonemerGabe @CalebBonemer

Top 5 In The Shadow HM: Granden to Colton Kinnie 5: Albion to Cole Giesige 4: Adrian Pitchers to Ryan Davis 3.Trey flood to Ryan Kracht #wiffleisgayanyway 2.Rix to Cardon, surely he’s canned after the season 1a. Gabe to Caleb Bonemer, 1b. Crain to Longbottom #FritzOrNothing

@miaaDerek Ryan Dorow turning his back on the Kinnie twins. #DropTheKinnieFiles #WesternMichiganCutYouLilBro

@miaaDerek The things I’d do to be the dog in that photo. #CoachCrainGetsDownLikeThat

@DisgruntledFan7 We hate cooper but I’ll surely miss his girl. Little does he know IM IN THAT

The league this year is a much better place without Cooper Mills. After 5 years in college and only 37 Linkedin connections I hope he is doing good nowadays.

@DangerJohn67 Johnny, I thought this was real until it said that dweeb was 6 foot. #5’7OnAGoodDay #ShortManSyndrome Best, Jason Crain ‘95

@DisgruntledFan7 Heard he tried thugging it out in Texas. Sounds like that worked out well for him. Heard he’s a perv too. #puttheweeddown #dangerzone

Can any of the Adrian burners tell me what happened to Jakeb Charles? #ThatKidWasABitch #TakeThatShitBackToTexas

Lexi Klotz panties are going to be soaked after she watches Carney walk the Dawgs tmr. #SaveSomeForMe

@johnny_barry1 It’ll be a big hump to overcome for Mike “Craig Rainey’s Bitch” Ott

@DisgruntledFan7 Coach, Graduating Mills might be just enough to get kzoo over the hump this year!

Good night MIAA and good luck to everyone tmr except you Cole “pussy” Temple. I hope you get sworded 3 fucking times loser.