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@TerribleMaps Dunno, Tex. You might could add "Kid" after a bunch'a 'em there red states.

Can I name my child after a state? Submitted by Mike Yamiolkoski

@AmericanFWoman Hence the term "Mooned"

Artemis II is flying around the back side of the moon as we speak. Here is the first look from the ship 2 hrs ago. 😉

@YourPrimePath That's why time machines won't work. You end up floating in space or crushed by the Earth as "here" moves.

While you slept last night, completely still in your bed, our galaxy moved millions of kilometers through the cosmos. You woke up in the same room, on the same planet, yet unimaginably far from where you were the night before. The Milky Way is not drifting quietly through the universe. It is racing through space at around 600 kilometers per second, carrying billions of stars, planets, and everything on them along for the ride. It is a good reminder that even when life feels motionless, you are always in motion.

@lporiginalg She prob'ly snores

What did she do to him?

@EricLDaugh Fella with a bag of caltrops could have a lot of fun there.

🚨 BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after Chicago DOESN'T HAVE enough on-duty officers to deal with "youth" street takeovers... ...yet leftist Mayor Brandon Johnson has a whopping 150 OFFICERS to guard him Typical Marxist leftist behavior. HE SHOULD RESIGN!

@LibertyCappy Show him your basement MRI machine, then flip the ON switch.

What do you do?

@IfindRetards *retarded thou art (grammar Elizabethan)

If you're a grammar Nazi on social media, your retarded.

@SoveyX Bet her kids routinely straighten-up their room.

Spirit Airlines new ultra basic economy fare.

@Moonpans Why didn't lunar rovers have a windshield like in Forbidden Planet? Was it the weight or… (What? Ohh, yeahh, righhht…) Nev-er-mind

Apollo 15 Lunar Rover Footage Upscaled and Interpolated to 60 FPS - Full video in comments Incredible footage from onboard the Apollo 15 Lunar Rover captured by Jim Irwin using the 16mm DAC camera. This footage has been upscaled and Interpolated to 60 FPS and synchronised to the mission audio by Moonpans Original footage source: Apollo Flight Journal Full video in comments

@JakeCan72 Amen, bruh. Good opportunity to use this old'n

The Moon is indigenous American land. We were the first to set foot there. 1969. Any foreign nation that goes to the Moon is committing settler colonialism. We’re open to dialogue. Treaties are available. But the Moon belongs to its original inhabitants. All 50 tribes.

@lporiginalg A taxidermy fan would have ended this differently.

Even Japanese commercials are gems

@Rothmus I thought this was gonna be one of these: youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkN…

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@itsme_urstruly That's good, no matter how you slice it.

Why is this lwk genius writing..

@AmericanFWoman Glad to have you back! I'm tired of saying "Alas" every morning.

This is my new account so just in case you need a reason to unfollow or block me, I am: Pro ICE, Pro Military, Pro Law Enforcement, Pro Trump, Pro Life, Pro Charlie Kirk, Pro Voter ID, Pro 2A, Pro Accountability, George Floyd was a criminal, and also there are only Two Genders.

@DrClownPhD That could'a been sooo much worse.

He was not ready for this 🤣

@AJamesMcCarthy Andrew hit all of my thoughts. At least there are no stars visible through the Earth's night side.

Saw this mural, can you spot all the things wrong with it?

@DrClownPhD …and I mean a fart, not a breath.

It looks like Seedance 2.0 can’t properly reproduce a thermal camera effect. I tried several prompts without success. The closest result was using a thermal-style start frame, but as soon as the video starts moving, the effect disappears. Still funny though 😅

@DrClownPhD Try it the other way 'round. Might be funnier.

@RestrictedDaily The answer is near. (I would'a said Mr Bluster or Gabby Hayes; but they're from the wrong decades, too.)

You think you know TV? Prove it right now. No lifelines. This one’s straight from Final Jeopardy, television history.

@alphafox *lady A gentleman offers a lady his seat. Don't see many of either on a subway.

I thought women were strong and independent, why would any man want to move for them? Didn't they want this? 🤔