North in the South

🚨 BREAKING: A US attack on Iran has just kiIIed 50 SENIOR IRANIAN LEADERS, per Fox This comes shortly after a post from President Trump tonight with a video of the strike Why do they keep gathering together?!

This toddler who can’t find the Easter eggs that are literally sitting right in front of him is going to crush it as a husband one day.

@JamieBonkiewicz So what would you consider yourself? Minus the podcaster of course.

He was a racist podcaster

@dearwhitestaff I used to get angry about people saying shit like this, now I just pity you. Imagine living with this much hate in you. Imagine being this disgusting. I pray you get better soon.

If Trump dies while I’m in a movie theater can I interrupt the movie to tell everyone

La familia del Ayatola viviendo en USA, las hijas de Putín viviendo en Europa, los hijos de Castro viviendo en Florida, los hijos de López Obrador viviendo en Houston, la hija de Hugo Chávez viviendo en NY. Caray, por lo visto la única familia congruente es la gordo de Corea.

@FLAHUSTLA 9-10 baseball league under the lights last week down in Georgia!

Post a random image from your camera roll. Ill start from this beautiful day in South Florida

There’s a mom at our school drop-off. Messy bun, always three minutes late, kids usually eating dry cereal out of a Ziploc. The "Pinterest moms" always whispered about her. I honestly felt a little bad for her. Then one day at the playground, my neurodivergent son had a massive, violent sensory meltdown. I’m sitting in the dirt, crying, totally paralyzed. The "perfect" moms just stared and pulled their kids away. Suddenly, she’s there. The messy mom. She drops her giant bag, sits right in the dirt next to us, pulls a heavy sensory toy out of her purse, and calmly shields my son from the crowd. No panic. No judgment. He regulated in three minutes. I was speechless. We had coffee after. She told me her house is a disaster and she has severe ADHD, but she knows exactly what a nervous system collapse looks like. I asked her how she deals with the judgmental stares from the other moms. She took a sip of her cold coffee and said: "Perfect moms know how to bake organic muffins. Chaotic moms know how to survive the trenches." Every time I see her running late now, I just smile. Girls, be like the messy mom. Stop apologizing for your chaos.

@Akir_a997 Doing it now and I adore it. I did work as a vet tech for 20 years. I never thought being a SAHM would be fulfilling, but it’s WAY more rewarding than working ever was. And I loved my job, truly.

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…. If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?

@ginamilan_ Gerbil or butter churn?

Speculation is rising that the Krassenstein brothers have been hospitalized after a foreign object became lodged inside them. Allegedly.

@mark_slapinski You’re just our top hat.

You couldn't pay me to live in the United States. Canada is vastly superior.

@MistyJernigan17 @Dad_2_The_Bone @Pat72852006 This is me pressing you. I’m a woman. Just not a retarded one.

@Dad_2_The_Bone @Pat72852006 Same goes for trying to take our vote away. They wish to cross that Rubicon we’re gonna start taking rights away from men. Do not press me on this issue. I’ll take it all the way to the bank and then some.

I just blocked someone for making a “joke” about how the woman astronaut on Artemis II has traveled further from the kitchen than any other woman. If this is humor to you we will not get along. This woman is more bad ass than he’ll ever be.

This moment is burned in my brain. They all let Iryna bIeed out.

@nosoup4knowles I find it uncomfortable too. And I’ve only started going back to church 7 months ago. It just feels unnecessary. As someone with a truck drivers mouth, there are plenty better ways to get my point across.

Am I the only one who feels weird when there's an F bomb in the middle of a tweet about Jesus? 🙈

@JaneCaro Cultish worship of our constitution? You mean our governing document??? Get fucked.

If a Prime Minister in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the UK behaved like Trump he would lose the confidence of the House and be out. The US needs to stop its cultish worship of its constitution & founding fathers & create a system that will never allow another wannabe dictator.

New mural of Iryna Zarutska is now starting to go up in Providence, Rhode Island! Artist Ian Gaudreau had been working on a previous mural of Iryna at the LGBTQ bar The Dark Lady. But after condemnation by Mayor Brett Smiley and other protesters, the club announced it would cancel the mural project. Now the restaurant “Opa” on Federal Hill is allowing the mural of the slain Ukrainian to be painted on their building. Statement from the owner of Opa, Francois Karam, on the new mural of Iryna: “She was once an immigrant chasing the American dream. She worked to build a life for herself and lost it along the way. This mural is our way of honoring her on a building owned by an immigrant family who understands that journey.” This is great news! Compliments to Gaudreau, Opa, and everyone who has rallied to remember Iryna.

Donald Trump votes by mail. But this week, he signed an Executive Order so you can’t. Why? Because he is scared of your power, and he is scared of losing the midterms.

🚨 INCREDIBLE! This is a stunning drone light show depicting Jesus on the Cross (the Crucifixion) It was created as part of the “Jesus Jesus Jesus” Holy Week event by The Church on Master’s Road in Manvel, Texas. Thousands of synchronized drones lit up the night sky during Good Friday to tell the Gospel story in a powerful, modern way. Absolutely breathtaking!

@0hour1 @TAftermath2020

Just got word Milo is being looked at for a deport for one.

@RachelRaeRae247 @MiaSardinella I add relish instead of the pickle juice!

@MiaSardinella Thank you for spelling it out for me Mia. I really appreciate it.

Hey ladies (or gentlemen)! I didn’t grow up in the South, so I’m a little nervous… I’ve been tasked with making deviled eggs for about 40 people tomorrow! Does anyone have a tried-and-true deviled egg recipe you love and wouldn’t mind sharing? I’d be so grateful! 🙏

Best Rubio Meme Ever