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@LeeHurstComic 💰 for their mates

We would only need 84-86 SMRs to provide all the UK’s power. Why are we pratting around with solar and wind?

@DeborahMeaden Being forced to you mean just like they planned - then they will turn off the electric

I think the encouraging thing is that despite the power of the fossil fuel lobby, people are responding to the oil volatility by buying more EVs, heat pumps and solar… and are not as stupid as the fossil fuel lobby think!!

@labourpress Youve made it 10 times worse you utter morons

Yet still no apology for the mess they left Britain in.

@AngelaRayner @Keir_Starmer @AndyBurnhamGM @bphillipsonMP All putting out the same party tweet as ever - pathetic all of you

My pleasure to welcome @Keir_Starmer @AndyBurnhamGM and @bphillipsonMP to Holy Trinity primary school in Ashton this morning. 33 new free breakfast clubs will open across Greater Manchester this week, giving 10,000 more children a free, healthy start to the school day. That’s Labour on your side. 🌹

@Keir_Starmer You really are a cunt of the highest order aren’t you

The brutal, senseless murders of Bebe, Elsie and Alice marked one of the darkest moments in our country’s history. The report today is truly harrowing and profoundly disturbing. It sets out systematic failures that led to this terrible event. I’ve been overwhelmed by the bravery and determination of their families and while nothing will ever bring these three little girls back, I’m determined to make the fundamental changes needed to keep the public safe. I will do everything I can to honour the memory of Bebe, Elsie, and Alice.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Pay fucking spongers to live here and ruin the country

What does Britain do better than any other Country?🇬🇧

@JeremyClarkson Don’t be ridiculous that would mean they might have to tell the truth about the absolute scam that is net zero

I wonder perhaps if maybe they could also look into the enormous weight of electric cars.

Right, everyone, please stop reposting this immediately. You know Zack Polanski hates this picture… it questions his leadership 🤣🤣

@Piers_Corbyn You fucking moron - if you believe that’s normal your even more stupid than I thought

It's called weather. You are a pure liar. That sky is low stratus. You have no evidence it's chemicals. You made that up. You're a pathetic hit-seeking wormy narcissist. Who pays you to spread this deranged moronic drivel - to bamboozle everyone to worship Zionist megaCorp cockroach filth like #BillGates for FAKE POWERS?! SUPPORT #Fightback4Truth! Get WeatherAction brilliant LongRange forecast deals eg amazing 67% OFF ~100d ahead, until Target reached. Hurry! Go => weatheraction.com/wactmember5.asp <=SEE Top of List, Whole year ~100d Ahead, ONLY £100

@JohnCon72636524 Yes but the government made an app to tell us where to save 1p a litre so it’s all ok - they are fucking thick as shit all of them

When the fuel crisis began, they told us they charge in reflection to what it will cost them to replace what they are selling us. Now the price of crude oil is down 15% but the prices at the pumps are still increasing. They are profiteering without shame.

@Ed_Miliband @neso Fucking lunatic

1/ Today as we approve Springwell Solar farm, set to be the UK’s largest approved power‑producing solar farm, @NESO have confirmed a new solar record, with over 14.4GW of clean power generated at the peak. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

@PubMaverik @Britains___Pubs I paid £5.50 for a pint of Pepsi max in there

£8.....!

@YourSouthend Fucking piece of shit of a man why do this

LATEST: A man has been arrested in connection with reports that someone had been in the process of cutting down a decades-old tree in Southend’s Priory Park. The man was reportedly seen by other park users hacking away at the “much-loved wisteria”. Essex Police have confirmed that they received a call at around 4.35pm on Monday 6 April about the suspect in Priory Park, after they had allegedly been seen attempting to cut down trees with “a small axe”. Your Southend has seen video footage of the incident which corroborates the report. Police officers arrived at the park and arrested a 46 year-old man on suspicion of possession of an offensive weapon in a public place. The man remained in in police custody today for questioning. Essex Police have not confirmed if they are treating the incident as being linked to any other incident, including the recent significant vandalism to multiple trees in Southend Cemetery. Lydia Hyde, Southend councillor for climate, environment and waste, said: “Sadly, I can now reveal that they did succeed in causing damage - including sawing through a much-loved wisteria in the Walled Garden at Priory Park. “This spectacular display is a favourite for so many residents and visitors each year, and it will be sorely missed. While we will do everything we can to replace it, it takes decades for a wisteria to establish and reach the beauty of what has been lost. “Thank you again to Essex Police and our Parks team for their swift response, and for treating this incident with the seriousness it deserves.” If you have any information or video footage in relation to the incident, you are urged to contact Essex Police. You should quote the crime reference number 42/52325/26 when submitting information. You can submit information to the police via a report on their website or by using their online Live Chat service which is available 24 hours-a-day, seven days-a-week. If you would like to make an anonymous report you can contact independent charity Crimestoppers, by visiting their website or by calling 0800 555 111. Images of the tree and damage courtesy of Lydia Hyde.

@TrisOsborneMP Who’s paying for it bellends - it’s not you is it

Labour is raising the minimum wage that will benefit 3,700 people and families in Chatham and Aylesford. It has risen 50p to £12.71 for over 21s. 18-20 will see an 85p rise to £10.85, and under-18s and apprentices will get 45p more to £8 an hour.

@Sacha_Lord Are you deluded

In exactly a months time, it's the Local Elections Local means exactly that; look at the work that's been done locally. Here in Greater Manchester, we have some incredibly hard working Labour Councillors, who are getting results. They deserve your vote to finish the job off.

OMG this video made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this guy… an Aussie telling it like it is😂💀😂

@FionaParker66 The party of the ponces and spongers

Labour is, has always been and always will be the party of the working class 🌹 🌹 🌹

@Arsenal @BM06WHO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

There are upturned flagons of pig jizz with more cognitive function than this malfunctioning toby jug. I'd say he has shit for brains but that insults shit.