Dwayne Biggums IV

My wife has left me out of the blue #wojbomb

Just broke contact with my foid ex wife to ask to get my shit back while she’s on a trip with some dude being a whore. Blue pow and plain non fat Greek yogurt with peanut butter.

@bryanbrian46 Bryan this gave me hope as I am finally starting to get over my bitch ex wife #foid who left me on my birthday to chase a life of sin. Best of luck to you and your woman endeavors

Bryan's hanging out with a really hot girl for the first time since his ex wife cheated on him #foid. Hanging out and getting a round of golf in. Also just received word from said girl that she's getting us a handle of vodka and some Michs. Things ALWAYS get better!

@TimothyJones92 The day I shave my chest for a woman is the day you need to put me down like a sick dog

Hanging out with a girl tonight at her place. We plan to watch Netflix and hopefully I'll get some play. Here is my itinerary leading up to it: -5 PM - Beat my meat (so I last longer later) -5:30 - Take a shower, shave my chest and genitals -6 PM - Get a solid meal in 6:30 PM - Brush teeth, mouthwash, deodorant, etc. - 7 PM - Get to her place and hopefully do the deed Any changes I should make?

@NoahFent I don’t mind small ink. Nothing obnoxious. Regardless though, if she has any I try and stay away because they are typically batshit crazy insane

Fellas, does ink make a girl hotter or na?

If 12 year old me met me now he would call the police on me

I’ve gained a new level of self respect and learned new intel that if my ex reached out to me today I would straight up tell her to kys

I’ve ran 2-9 miles every single day except Sunday’s this year because I am completely disgusted with myself.

Yes I’m 23 and my mom still gets me an Easter basket. Fucking sue me

Hazard, Kentucky

@TheBigVacuum97 I genuinely would never be depressed again

Booyah! #BigVacuum

Sitting in the backyard listening to @OSMFP420 shooting beer cans with a BB gun while I wait for my laundry to dry #Friday #Unc

Pay day today means I’m going to the store to get my flip phone #unc #emailme

@TimothyJones92 Tim if I was your roomate I would release 12 squirrels in your bathroom and leave an upper decker. Why? Why not. #Dwayne

Roommate left this is the toilet for me this morning. I can’t tell if it’s pubes or if he buzzed his face over the toilet. I’m addressing him when he gets home and if it’s pubes then we’re throwing hands

@brad_johnson6 Weird asf. But also you’ll find some peace in solitude and freedom.

For the post grad burners, how is moving to a new city alone for a job?

Yeah Jeff Brohm not doing this

At the point in life where I’m just gonna start going to the bar alone drink 12 pints of yeungling and blackout at the bar top

Fullback enthusiast #Dwayne

We really went back to the moon before Tennessee basketball made a Final Four

Con Con still exists and has a bird now

@MarMarWilly I do not care how much tickets are whatsoever I will be at that show.

I would pay upwards of 500$ to see Sturgil in lex on Halloween so hype