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@DylanStratton

The unofficial parody account of the fake Dylan Stratton.

Martin's Family Cuts. เข้าร่วม Mart 2010
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At least I’ll have a lot of free time during basketball season. No chance I plan another day of mine around the Mark Pope clown show.
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@BleedBlueCasey Pope tonight is Stokes commits to KU tonight
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Casey@BleedBlueCasey·
Tyran Stokes announcing his commitment tonight will be interesting for a variety of reasons: - Kentucky assistant Mo Williams is currently in Atlanta. - Jamal Crawford won't calling a game because the Thunder swept the Phoenix Suns. - Shaquille O'Neals daughter committed to the Kentucky Women's Basketball team yesterday. - Charles Barkley always has positive things to say about Kentucky and likes them. - Nike has been the official apparel deal with the NBA since 2017. Bring it home. 🙏
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Largest man on earth
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate

The #Eagles just took Miami OT Markel Bell at No. 68. An absolute giant at 6'9", 346 lbs with 36⅜" arms and an 87⅛" wingspan, Bell started 16 games last season and earned Third-Team All-ACC honors.

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Word On The Birds
Word On The Birds@WordOnTheBirds·
JONATHAN GREENARD IS A PHILADELPHIA EAGLE
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Philadelphia Eagles@Eagles·
🗣️ Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love
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Brenden Deeg
Brenden Deeg@BrendenDeeg_·
Eagles land Makai Lemon. In 2025: - 73 catches - 1,156 yards - 11 TDs No. 13 on the consensus board. Here’s 2:42 of him smoking DBs.
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@Shipp_ll Shut up bitch you were doggin Micah Parsons. Keep that same energy 😎😎 I said what I said 😎😎
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Kings gotta W!
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Wish the Kings would bench Jason Bean
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@DiBonaNFL Can we start a petition for the Eagles the sign Louisville Kings kicker, Tanner Brown? He’s a dog.
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@derekcook8 I’ve been out since the day we hired that bum
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Feel bad for mark at this point.
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@dmoney23444 Worst UK team ever coming in hot
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John Clark
John Clark@JClarkNBCS·
“Going to the Moon may have been my Super Bowl, but I sure loved watching yours. (I watch Eagles games on Earth, too.) My husband introduced me to this team and city-gritty, hard working and embodying the underdog mentality. Now I'm all in. As a surprise for him, I flew confetti from Super Bowl LIX around the Moon. Go birds!” Astronaut Christina Koch flew 250,000 miles from earth and brought her Eagles Super Bowl confetti with her on the Artemis II as she flew around the moon!  📸 @Astro_Christina
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