Neymar

being jealous of people that can hold conversations easily and always know what to say

@chiplichipli2k In my case It's called laziness

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

@hudconsumer Havent tried it on mu bf yet but I have a feeling he is going to be thrilled

when I slapped a man for the first time and his eyes dilated

salmon swimming in green tea broth

Nederlands verdient de haat echt niet

@jiji4sho Disagree

Je déteste le néerlandais quelle langue de merde

@vanilleantiquex Wow

the world is perfect because heirloom tomatoes exist

@uarmybrry I guess he doesnt wanna hear it

you are pregnant, your last saved photo is the father

@openjematta Neee stoppp mijn bf heeft de grootste neiging om te scheren maar ik haat het

Het wordt steeds warmer… waar blijven die buzzcuts.. ik wacht..

als ik zeg: “oke wil je echt de waarheid weten?” is de kans heel groot dat ik ga liegen

Girl a plate

@kaylaadempsey Okay whatevrr

my living room

@Dolfijnmanjohns It literally looks gross

So when the Japanese serve raw fish it’s fucking the greatest thing ever but when the Dutch do it it’s disgusting.

@muwt LMFAO

don’t Ever order a salad in tokyo man

like are you kidding me.

@sucralosekale I have 5k saved up for a car that ill buy in the upcoming months ao after that purchase I'm going to be at 0 again

just curious if you’re over 21 how much is in ur savings bc im crashing out in this economy

@sjnicln since when did hwasa ever give babysitter … or caregiver … when did she stop shaking ass

why aren’t more people irl freaking out about the oil shortage we’re about to have?