Eclectic Scribe

POV: you make everyone pass an AP Gov test before they can vote

I dated a girl once who was *convinced* that you ABSOLUTELY MUST stir tomato sauce with a *wooden* spoon because the tomato sauce will react w a metal spoon and when i pointed out that she had the sauce in a steel pot she got so mad at me 😂 like spitting mad

I come onto Twitter to have fun. Sometimes, I'll post about a specific subtopic where I have a settled opinion as a way of working out my broader thoughts on a more general topic, and someone who's made a brand out of being a culture warrior on the larger topic will want to interrogate every aspect of that topic in a hostile way. And then, when I get bored of the conversation, they'll keep tagging me into more threads and keep adding examples to the same thread while saying surely I just know I'm defending the indefensible and should come to their side of the topic. That is not fun. On trans issues in specific: I think slowly on this topic, and write updates when I have them. I find most conversations around the topic draining, because a lot of people care hugely about it and will repeatedly shout down and look for the worst available readings of anyone who disagrees, while brandishing full rolodexes of decades of grievances. I am not going to lay out a comprehensive, rigorous argument for a framework I am not fully settled on in response to a comments section cross-examination. When I have more to say, I say it. To those of you On Here who come in looking for fistfights and who don't want to take "eh, this isn't really my thing" for an answer, I wish you well and hope you find the brawls you're looking for, but if you'd like to hash things out with me, at least make it fun.

being off carbs actually makes you lowkey retarded because why am i daydreaming about bread

You see a blue button and a red button on a cage with ten people in it. Everyone in the world must press a button. If you press the red button, you live. If less than 50% of people press blue buttons, all blues die, alongside all ten people in the cage. Which button?

TWO KINGS. 👑

Indoctrination screens are for the goyim. A drug dealer never consumes their own product.

Blanche says evidence recovery is "not an exact science" and that when weapons are fired [inside a hotel], "sometimes you find the bullet, and sometimes it just disappears." 🤔