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@RespawnWorks @TheFungi669 I don’t think about him at all. I think about how it cost me $100 to fill my vehicle.

@TheFungi669 You fucking mentally retarded morons get up every morning and think about trump every second of every day it's really sad but mostly pathetic

I hate to admit this but Trump was right. He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof. I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

@kriegroseTR @TheFungi669 Are you drinking the gasoline? Prove that gas is cheaper now. Just cost me $100 to fill my vehicle. Used to be $40.

@TheFungi669 prices on everything are still lower than they were under joe and his garden tool.

@notkosta5 @hashjenni @ThatChristinaG The current salary is attracting the dumbest and greediest, so . . .

@hashjenni @ThatChristinaG Doesn’t sound great tbh. Senators are kinda making the most important decisions in the world and a McDonalds salary isn’t really gonna attract the best and brightest

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

@Croonbel @wynrosei I’m weary of everyone who cannot use that word correctly.

@wynrosei I'd be weary of women too dw

FUCKING LEGEND OF A RESPONSE.

I got Amargasaurus - What dinosaur are you? nhm.ac.uk/discover/what-…

@CalltoActivism Hahahaha. On the planet called Delusional, we might be.

Donald Trump believes he will win the woman vote in a landslide. Women please chime in, are you voting for Donald Trump?

@7Veritas4 Who even is that?

Have you or a loved one been botoxed beyond recognition? You may be entitled to financial compensation. Please call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe and see if we can unfuck what happened to you.

A political trial is one where they will vote to acquit a man who set a violent mob upon them, because the benefits of doing so outweigh their obligation to the rule of law. There is no sense of duty, only political survival and self preservation. A criminal trial is where a jury of citizens are bound by the rule of law. They may have preconceived notions and political allegiances, but something happens when faced with overwhelming facts and evidence. Most are compelled by a sense of duty to do the right thing. So when you see Congress carry on with their performative baboonery in support of Trump, remember that a jury of people just like you, faced with threats, intimidation and the prospect of having their lives upended forever, stood firm with the rule of law and chose to do the right thing.

@CalltoActivism Cry me a river

Trump supporters are so devastated some are reportedly “unable to be consoled.” What do you say to them?

Might play this as part of our opening statement.

@NoLieWithBTC Hahahhahha

Republican voters are now threatening to boycott voting if Donald Trump loses in 2024: “If he doesn’t win in 2024, I’ll never vote again.” orlandosentinel.com/politics/fl-ne…

@patriottakes YOU are disgraceful all day every day.

Lauren Boebert: “It is shameful when President Zelenskyy comes to the people’s house of the United States, your United States Capitol, in a sweatsuit and flies the Ukrainian flag. That’s absolutely disgraceful.”

@JeremyClarkson You need some help.

Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.

@MhairiHunter Clarkson needs deep deep therapy. Something clearly wrong there.

Jeremy Clarkson in the Sun .... unquestionably this should not have been published and the fact that it was highlights how pathetically weak regulation of the press in the UK is.

@epicurious No way to change email address and then upgrade subscription without losing saved recipes? Surely not.

@turtlepiano @Garrett_Archer Yeah. Reversing an election the right won seems like a smart thing for the Republicans to do. Oh, wait. They’re Republicans. They can’t think things through.

It's a fair question, and I think the answer is since county officers also stand for election, the ability to arbitrarily certify an election or not is probably a bit too much power for supervisors to wield.

@CassieJHill @katiehobbs Give us a break.

@katiehobbs No Katie, at least do your hair for these things.

My latest update on our race

@joncoopertweets Yes

Yes or no: Do you agree with President Biden that democracy is under attack? Proving a point to the media.

@EliseStefanik Look in the mirror, honey.

I have been calling on the Biden administration to address this crisis for months. They have FAILED to do so. When Republicans earn back the House in three weeks, we will hold the Biden administration accountable and make sure this NEVER happens again. wsj.com/articles/famil…