Efe Jay

Botox so crazy to me because what do you mean I can’t move my eyebrows and feel my forehead

On the morning of 16 October 2024, at the Federal Bus Stop along the Ipaja Ayobo axis, police officers in mufti chased a young man until he fell into a canal. The officers had stopped him while he was on a motorcycle. The bike rider left immediately. They searched him, insisting he was a “Yahoo boy” because of his tattoos. They cocked their guns and threatened to shoot him. As he tried to move away and deny the accusation, they pursued him, forcing him to run. In the process, he fell into the canal. During the chase, his slippers and money fell off. The officers picked them up and fled the scene when people nearby began shouting. The young man was rescued and rushed to LASUTH, where he remained unconscious for some time before he sadly passed away. If this incident had happened at night with no witnesses, it would have been treated as a missing person case, and his family would have had to seek help from the very same police officers who caused his death. It’s crazy the Irony in this; people who should protect you from harm now the prime cause of your dæth.

@ajanwachuku Lmao

that first “omo” go too clear

tbh, if you bring me from Canada to Nigeria, I will also have something to say

@fergieishim OmGod 🤣🤣🤣

@AnnieRaeCrafts Guyy 😭

@EfeJay4 Wait.. you think say she o go studio before 😂😂😂

Thought the pictures were studio shots ashey the photographers really carry the backdrop go their house 😭

Cat

I just knew the moment it reached Nigeria it would become a ‘Money over morals’ debate

@MeetJMB 😂You again

Now when she grows up and tell people on their fave app in like 20 years time that she used to put snakes in her clothes, they’d say she’s possessed! God sees all sha. I am rooting for you, girl!

@mogsteadyy Naso

This question is for my fellow virgins please. Non virgins keep off. How do you overcome horniness as a virgin? I'm going through alot🤦🏼‍♂️

I’m afraid this only works when they’re just ranting because the moment I hear “or what do you think?”…

@luwatofunmi Girl 🤣

@EfeJay4 Ahhhh, noted oo

Unfollowed him everywhere (after our big fight) then started following his active mutuals on IG so I’d show up on his ‘people you may know’ 🙂‍↔️ it worked

@mogsteadyy 🤣🤣🤣

@EfeJay4 Overwise 😂

@iamhal0 @suipnhoj @Billyonairre1 🤣🤣🤣

@suipnhoj @Billyonairre1 cause na encouragement me see oh😂

One of my pals dated a babe like this and she dragged him to the deepest, darkest abyss, on a path littered with intoxication, partying, raw sex at the back of the Uber XLs, reckless spending, deep sharing of traumas and bad habits. He literally discovered he's fucked up, has trauma and fears, needs therapy, must cut off his friends (me included) and must rebuild his life afresh. 😭

I no fit get talking stage bro, 10-11pm my eyes don dey close, work wan wound me.

@gnf_ogo @aubreyojoshu 🤣🤣🤣

If I tell you I want something,please buy it and give it to me because if you send the money, it becomes my money and I won’t want to spend it😭

@femidbarber @Jeebly_Natalie 🤣🤣

@Jeebly_Natalie All these ones no get brain at all.

Arrange the rope🙄🤔🧐