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@whatsupcathyz69 @tinayoshile @djsakuraaa They are dudes right?

Which of us are you choosing?👀

@nunaambon One is clearly smaller than the other but omg magic.

How is that possible?😱

@BasilTheGreat No one good enough for the job so they have to outsource.

🚨BREAKING: Andy Burnham and Wes Streeting are co-ordinating a leadership bid against Keir Starmer timed for after the local elections

@ChrisWrightson6 I hope this isn't true, she should live in aldershot, and see what she campaigned for.

Joanne Lumley - voting for Reform UK on May 7, 2026 Today is Reforms National campaign day — let’s do this.

🤣🤣

@CatWomaniya The dudes buying this were already so far gone you won't notice the difference.

Men don’t realise that this is a massive win for women.

@hfrpodcast We're going to need a bigger crane.

BREAKING: McDonald’s has released a $65 monthly subscription that will grant customers unlimited food.

@_sorrengailll It's an insult for men or from sluts.

Why tf is virgin an insult that never made sense to me

@ThrillaRilla369 Yup, have a piss, go back to bed

If you were offered $1 million cash, but you had to wake up at 3:30 AM every single day for the rest of your life. Would you take it?

@Adeniyi1111111 @SamanthaTaghoy Women shouldn't get their willies out either. Agreed.

@SamanthaTaghoy I do agree, but I think the same rule should apply to both sexes. No?

Call me crazy, but I don’t think that men should be allowed to get their willies out in public at all.

@TheGriftReport Carol. No questions, I don't agree with her politically, but she did so much for kids maths that I know she is a good person.

The plane you are on is about to crash... There is only one parachute left on the plane apart from your own, who are you giving it to? Hard Mode:

@BROKENBRITAIN0 It would be funny if he didn't win after all that effort

🚨BREAKING: Andy Burnham is planning to return to Westminster “within weeks” and he has his eyes set on Keir Starmer’s job 🇬🇧 SEVERAL MPs are prepared to RESIGN and trigger a by-election to allow him to win and he allegedly has the backing of over 80 Labour MPs, which is enough to trigger a leadership election.

@muheediva01 It gets raised well, by loving parents.

Some men are just solid. They don’t lie. They don’t cheat. They don’t entertain other women or move funny when nobody’s watching. They’re loyal in your face and behind your back. That kind of integrity can’t be taught, bought, or forced. So salute the men who still stand on that.🫡👑They’re rare. And anyone who had one and fumbled him didn’t just lose a good man, they lost something they’ll never really replace.

@Truthcoin That's a lot of extra gumf to explain picking a chance to die.

The Red button is portrayed as no risk, but this is not true. If you Red button, you might: * Live (100% red) * Live (>50% blue), but your friendship with the majority of the population (the blues) is over * Live (blue ~2%), but we endure a mass tragedy worse than 9/11 You may also: * Die (>50% blue), surviving blues take Shakespearean revenge and murder all reds / red-advocates * Die ( 25-49% blue ), while you survive the button, society collapses into mad max chaos since the economy cannot handle losing half the workforce, half the lovers, friends, etc

@glam_queenn You get 3 minutes, twice if you're lucky. Or 20 minutes and an apology.

Ladies only! Which one do you prefer ??

@_devJNS Depends on the task.

If someone watched you code for 8 hours… would they see skill or just tool dependency?

@hfc_felix Worryingly it's also Starmer over labour mps. Anyone stand out to run a country... no.

Controversial apparently but I really don't. Is he a boring and awkward man? Yes. Is he a bit of a weak leader? Possibly. But I'd take Starmer over any of his Tory predecessors any day of the week.

@fandompulse If your goal was female inclusion she succeeded. If it's to make good product she failed. It's just perspective.

Kathleen Kennedy, in her January 2026 Deadline exit interview, on whether she regrets any of her decisions running Lucasfilm: "I wouldn't do that any differently and I wouldn't change anything that we've done over the years." After The Acolyte, three directionless sequels, and years of cancelled films, does she have a point or is this the most tone-deaf exit statement in Hollywood history?

@treyton8402 Chill out lemming.

I didn’t even realize until today that literally everyone who choses red has to say a three paragraph essay cope about why “erm actually according to game theory the red button is most optimal…” like just be honest and say you’re a pussy and don’t want to die lol

@notnotnotdussy0 OK dead good person.

I’ve said it many times so I’m just gonna tweet it. Red button only makes sense if you can guarantee that everyone else will press red—which you cannot. You should be willing to accommodate for those that will inevitably press blue, and if you aren’t, then you’re a bad person.