Eli Terry

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Eli Terry

Eli Terry

@EliTerry

Uncertain.

เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2011
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
my stupid fucking kids forced me to go to this all inclusive beach resort. Now aiden is bringing me a mai tai what the fuck
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
sources are saying it's spelled "stephen" but we have our lawyers and a guy with a big bucket of spackle at the ready
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
votes still rolling in on this one, but i think we can call it
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
2014: rob delaney followed me. hell yeah, im gonna make it big. 2020: I use this website to find out when the president is dead
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
hm, typo in my first tweet in over a year. have not missed showing my whole ass on here
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
i hope stephen miller recovers and get back to stealing children's breath as they slumber
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
@ariscott this is awesome, ari. congratulations!
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Ari Scott
Ari Scott@ariscott·
There are so many things I have failed at and so many things I haven’t accomplished that I thought I would by now. But I got this email today and it made me feel good. I’m excited about this. And proud of myself. This has been a Sincere Tweet ™. 🏃‍♀️ #BostonMarathon
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
@GBBQ taking me a little longer to polish the gems these days
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
sarah huckabee sanders is your problem now, assistant managers at dress barns
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
we couldn’t NOT find crimes. We would reverse uncharge him if we didn’t not want to! Heehee im mueller and youll find the opposite answers in me riddles!
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
@HelloCullen It’s going be about how Danys burning of Kings Landing was justified! DANA, CALM DOWN! JADYN CAN BE STUCK IN THAT WELL FOR ANOTHER HOUR HE’LL BE FINE
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
peasant one: did you hear? bran is our king now! peasant two: so cool! Hey can you help me scoop the charred corpse of my kid into this wheelbarrow
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boss: you’re fired for drinking heineken at work me: actually, it’s non alcoholic heineken boss: ok now you’re fired and going to psychopath prison
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chris@BassoonJokes·
@nickciarelli at the time I hoped this was intentional and we'd get a new subplot including NBA legend Gary Payton
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nick ciarelli@nickciarelli·
Game of Thrones goofs season 6 episode 4: "the big castle" - When Grunson shoots his bow and arrow at the troll, you can see in the background of the shot NBA legend Gary Payton staring directly down the barrel of the camera
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Christian Tucci
Christian Tucci@chrtucci·
Best TV theme song with lyrics? Go off
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Eli Terry@EliTerry·
haha look how happy it makes him to tell a kid santa isn’t real. pure delight
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Jon Millstein
Jon Millstein@jmillstein·
New iPhone review
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