Beautiful Betty

@anxietymsgs 33 A.D.

if you could go back to any year, what year would it be?

@shonkpa55133 @ItsEthanRay He even has on a bdsm shirt. Fake

Zero hesitation.

@FeralGenXr @Skriptkeeper17 Well please kindly tell them the words aren’t fitting our language well.

@Skriptkeeper17 I’m north of there I’m gonna hit that place up

Cafe Bich Nga

@anxietymsgs Killing Jesus

@pskpspspss @i_zzzzzz Yeah that would be easier

@i_zzzzzz Life hack if you want you can literally just run it in 90 minutes just run faster

Might try running a marathon now that I know it can be done in less than two hours

Cows are more sensual than I thought x.com/narflowy/statu…

@learning_yohei Yes. I can. It’s because that’s why

Can someone explain English grammar to me? watch→watched talk→talked check→checked attack→attacked look→looked 😄😄😄😄 see→saw make→made take→took 😥😥😥😥 go→went 😱😱😱😱

@aas_ker That science has proven there is no God

"What's the biggest lie in human history.?🍂

@sparrowincrisis @cowincrisis Did you hear that NFL players are not allowed to own sparrows? It’s considered a personal fowl. (Yes you can steal that without credit if so inclined)

Your @sparrowincrisis made it to the news. love you all sm chirp chirp chirp

@cowincrisis The internet is forever cow!

i’m so horny i could fuck a horse

@cowincrisis Who are you talking to cow?

if you’re an animaltwt account using ai generated photos i don’t claim you as part of animaltwt

@cowincrisis Thank you dear cow. Forgive me for being suspicious that you will be able to fulfill your commitment. I hope so though.

comment and i’ll give you a cow you remind me of

@HowThingsWork_ A+ cameraman

Capturing the exact moment a volcano blasts. Insane power! 🌋💥

@micheal_ws18 The barbell roll

If you get paid $10,000 for each rep of an exercise but the weight is your bodyweight what exercise are you choosing, and how many reps are you doing?

@SweetTexanRose Love this

I can’t stop laughing! 😂 This guy goes into fast food joints and yells their company slogans after buying their food. 😂 The reactions he gets are hilarious! 🤣

@Hebrews12v2 Go in there and don’t trust them. Most of all, DONT TAKE STATINS (imo)

So, I went on Medicare last year. I haven't seen a doctor in 4 years. Tomorrow I am "establishing" a doctor for Medicare purposes. Any advice for a 66-year-old guy who doesn't "trust" medical doctors anymore (since 2020 crap?)

@WyattCatarina I’m guessing that kid is not allowed to play fortnight 17 hours a day

He could be making all this shit up and I wouldnt even know. 😂

@bendellwerry Paralandra

What’s a good sci-fi novel that isn’t a series, isn’t Star Wars / Star Trek (etc), and that is intellectually stimulating? (I’ve read Weir’s stuff so not that)

@wiseconnector People would rather no a single foreign language than READ PEOPLE’S MINDS ?!?

Which two? A and C for me.

@wisdomXplorer The excimer laser tests on the shroud of Turin

What is actually the best evidence for the existence of God?