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What's something you're low-key proud of but don't tell many people?

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I'm sorry 😐😭

Date idea: we go to an aquarium, you point out the fish you like and I jump in and fight them for your affection.

Empty barrel make the loudest noise…he drop everything like he know what he is doing….

Neurodivergent folks I need you to weigh in. My daughter said her root beer sparkling water tastes like "mint backwards" and I want to know if this makes sense to anyone else 😂 She also thought the plastic cup could be throwing the taste off.

Whats your favorite thing to do after smoking a blunt ?

If you receive a call from a new number telling you to stay away from their boyfriend or girlfriend, how do you reply?

One of the saddest things I've seen in a fearful avoidant was how badly they wanted reassurance. The problem was reassurance only worked for about 15 minutes. Then the doubts came back.

Why are some stoners not bothered about smoking weed around their kids?

What is your "go to" to cope with stress?

That awkward moment when u show up for an interview at a new company… and see your current boss sitting on the interview panel. 💀

A whole gangster like me craving for somebody's attention. I have lost my powers😭

Brother, remove that soft spot you have for people because they got none for you. Trust me.

Thoughts?

ion explain shit to retards nomo, if you get you get, if nae then go fuck yoself

Sabotaging someone’s job opportunities and access to resources, then turning around and calling them broke or a bum, is a form of manipulation. It’s creating obstacles for someone and then mocking them for struggling to overcome the very barriers you put in their path.

hate liars lol i dont even be caring about the situation fuck is you lying for 😭

they put on black face at a party & all pass out drunk. When they wake up they’re actually black and in the 50’s and get to experience racism first hand

Today I broke up with my boyfriend. He randomly offered me his Instagram password, probably expecting me to check his DMs and find nothing. Instead, I checked his activity. Hundreds of likes. Porn stars. Half-naked influencers. Endless thirst traps. When I confronted him, he said, “They were accidental likes.” Apparently he accidentally liked dozens of women, followed them, watched their reels, and somehow never noticed. The second I called him out, he changed his password. Instantly. That's when I realized the password wasn't proof of loyalty. It was a bluff. People keep saying this isn't cheating. Maybe not physically. But if your relationship requires more attention from strangers showing skin than from your actual partner, you're already emotionally invested somewhere else. His Instagram looked less like a social media account and more like a personal catalog of women he'd rather look at than respect. Then he tried to flip it on me: “If you go looking for problems, you'll find them.” Correct. And I found one.

My cousin organized a family vacation.Months before the trip, I told everyone:"I'll join, but I'm booking my own hotel room."I like my privacy and I don't snore well with others.Everyone laughed and said that was fine.When we arrived, several relatives had booked luxury suites far above the original budget. At checkout, they wanted everyone to split the total evenly.That included me.The person who had already paid for a separate room.When I refused, my aunt called me selfish.I asked her a simple question:"If I booked a penthouse tonight, would you help pay for it?"She immediately said no.Exactly.Funny how fairness only works one direction.