Kai_lebb

Eye drops: the official sponsor of smoking weed and convincing everybody it's just "allergies."

I could've become cold. I could've become bitter. Instead, I became careful with other people's hearts.

M: "Ahaha babies are so silly. They don't understand peekaboo cuz of their lack of object permanence." Also me, with ADHD who just put his energy drink behind his laptop: "Where the fuck did I put my energy drink."

If it meant no internet, no smartphones, and no social media… would you choose to live in the 1970s instead?

she went crazy on him 😭☠️💀

During the exam today, a 10-year-old student quietly raised her hand and asked, “Teacher, can I go to the toilet?” In the hallway, she whispered, “I’m diabetic… I need to check my sugar.” We went together. She measured it, then looked at me and said, “Can you find me some water, teacher?” “Is your sugar high?” I asked. She shook her head. “No… it dropped.” My heart broke right there. She’s only ten years old. I ran and got her water and some sugar. When I returned, she was trying to pull herself together. I gave her the water, stayed with her until she felt better, then we quietly returned to class. I kept swallowing hard the whole time. My sweet girl… you’re still so small, with such a long road ahead. I hope life brings you nothing but kindness and beauty 🌿

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know that, due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed, effective immediately. 3 days later, he sent me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favourite. ❤️🥺

Nut on her butt, now she babysittin

is loyalty a feeling or a choice?

Porn and masturbation is the greatest killer of success. It stunt and destroy your brain.

First time smoking weed in 2009: laughed until I cried, ordered 3 different fast food apps, then wrote a 6-page manifesto about how the government is hiding alien technology. Last night: smoked, watered my one sad plant, and was asleep by 9:45pm. Bros… we lost something.

It’ll all pay off soon. Keep grinding!....🤌🏽😔💭

My breakfast as a stoner😍

@Stoned_HQ Fb

On this page you will find People who FB/F nicely Love, Faith, Grit, idgaf vibe and a lot of blind confidence 😁✌️🤙

Pineapple on pizza is the highest form of culinary art. If you disagree, your palate is just too basic to understand the complex flavor profiles.

Once again I'm thanking God for creating sleep, it's such a sweet escape

Is pus$y a myth ? I Haven’t been in one since I came out of one

just wait for ken carson to drop the xperiment he going #1 again

no sleep today fuck it we ball hope y'all have a good day 🖤