Barry the Warlock

Imagine your girl is out at a bar and she’s not answering and then you go on Twitter and see a video of her getting fucked in the bathroom. I’m sick for that dude

Congressional discussionz are happening today. @PaulSmythe741 @Monkeylips999

@wardangbill Thank you

#MutualMonday reply to this and I’ll tell you what Porsche Paint-to-Sample color you are. Starting to get creative with this stuff.

Happy menstrual Monday

@EmperorBarry69 I feel nothing

Grand rising of doom and despair @EmperorBarry69

@poptxrts5 @TheBigVacuum97 @TheBigVacuum97 sent the #henchman to deal with this

@EmperorBarry69 @TheBigVacuum97 He said snap premium

List of things I find to be more gay than actually being gay #BigVacuum

Exquisite

@Emawnish Real

a lot of people don’t realize how hard it is having a small twitter account like mine

Barry by day, Freaky by night

@EmperorBarry69 Barry don’t do this to me this early

My piss is so yellow and my balls smell so bad and my mouth tastes like asshole #WHO #WANT #ME

@JakeCollins_94 Stinky and fucked up man

@EmperorBarry69 What about the feet Barry?

Grand Risings @PaulSmythe741

My little sister is a hicklarping foid and she won’t listen when I say she’s retarded

@JudyStroyer41 Jeez

Verified confidential source has informed me that Journey Price, the Kansas Bar Girl, is confirmed to have been dating Wichita native, Dominic Jerman, at the time of the incident. #ReleaseTheHawkTiniFiles

@doncheddy0608 Cracked me up. Have a Sunday

@EmperorBarry69 Never said i was proud

Type shit i used to put on my story junior year of high school what the fuck was i thinking

@Emawnish Real

i have decided to stop being insane