Bono

One thing about being around rich people… you either stay real or you start lying. There’s no in-between.

Pulp Fiction, 1994

NEW: A group of more than a dozen dwarfs has reportedly raided the Church of Scientology.

Still more people to meet. Still more people to love.

If she really loved you she’d delete her instagram

sitting in a room full of people and pretending im not the elephant

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.

@bryan_johnson From Don't Die to Just Die real quick

Many of you seem to be interested in oral sex. As your unc, let’s make sure you do it safely. Protocol below. Have fun licking, friends. [Before oral sex] + Get tested. List below + Get vaccinated. List below + Wash hands + Brush & floss 60 min before + Avoid cleaning teeth right before + Avoid mouthwash + No active cold sores or ulcers + No gum bleeding + No fresh dental work + No recent oral piercing + Trim fingernails + Check genitals for infection + Learn your partner’s protocol [During oral sex] + Avoid anal to vaginal transitions + If not tested or vaccinated: dental dam (vaginal oral sex) and condom (penile oral sex). + Avoid ejaculation in mouth if STI status isn't fully cleared. [After oral sex] + Rinse mouth with water + Wait 30 min before brushing teeth + Monitor symptoms + Get retested + Abstain until test results return [Tests, male + female] + HIV + Syphilis + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis C + Gonorrhea + Chlamydia + HSV-1 + HSV-2 [Tests, female specific] + Cervical screening (Pap / HPV) + Trichomonas (NAAT test) + Vaginal pH + Bacterial vaginosis panel (vaginal microbiome) [Vaccinations] + HPV (9-valent) + Hepatitis B + Hepatitis A HPV-related mouth and throat cancer is now more common than cervical cancer in the US. Cases roughly tripled from 2000 to 2017, and oral sex is the main way it spreads. About 80 million Americans currently have HPV. Take care of yourself and your loved ones by getting tested.

Loving the onboarding kit at JP Morgan 🖤

There's an unfortunate game theory to a large civilization in that it requires hard work, ethical behavior, and deferral of gratification to build. But then eventually people start to forget that and think "why would I work hard when theres all this stuff here already? I should just be hedonistic". Slowly, the civilization starts to decay causing it to take care of people less, which causes more people to defect ("why should I take care of a system that doesn't care for me? Especially when there's so much fun to be had by neglecting it"), until eventually it collapses because everyone has defected.

the greatest accomplishment of the Soviet Union wasn’t spaceflight or even defeating the German invasion, it was domesticating the ape-like Russian peasant into a Temu-version of tsarist era aristocratic taste; appreciation of chess, ballroom dancing, novels of Dostoyevsky, etc

The curse will be lifted tomorrow

thank God for the unlimited chances to become a better person

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

Thinking about beginning it all

this is so accurate 😂

i dont get celebrity worship like thats just some guy

The walk is over, you must return to the room that poisons you

just applied to JP Morgan.

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