eric lab rat

The other place has some good politics and naked people but this place still has more funny motherfuckers. I need more of y'all to migrate over there so I stop peeking over here and letting my faith in humanity/the future dip further bsky.app/profile/ericla…

Weird funeral. Ran into five people I used to hook up with (maybe six) and a 1990s hs crush. Gave a speech I wasn't planning on. Had an ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend tell me I'm fatter than the last time he saw me. Gifted some xannies + lsd from the deceased's affects.

@kushermac @chi_urbanist @chiweethedog I thought Halsted, but second-guessing because I thought I remembered THAT bridge house was a little more run down on the outside

@chi_urbanist @chiweethedog this is ashland, right?

Secret apartment building

If you’ve ever met, read or watched interviews with WILLIAM FRIEDKIN you’ll know how funny he is. "How the fuck does he know?!"

the fact that they weren’t physically grouped for this cover, but the photographer took individual shots of them instead, then resized them into a collage to create this two-point perspective effect. all by hand and pre-photoshop

@datdude1284 I never thought something could make me fall out of love with Esther. This hurts my heart

White Chicago be checking mfs too I love it 😂😂😂

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@ShaunMcAllist12 @SkinnyTuna The Russos are probably more successful between all the MCU stuff they directed (BIG MONEY), and then producing Everything Everywhere All at Once (BIG AWARDS) But Goransson is clearly doing great, and probably has more cred as an artist

@SkinnyTuna He's the most successful member of that team post-show. No shade at Childish Gambino.

WHAT

@Saveydro The center is almost a shade of vantablack and probably not far from becoming a straightup rift in spacetime I yearn for the paninis. I long for the abyss.

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@medus4_cdc @vandakbrown I bet it makes a great time capsule. At the time it didn't match up with my expectations which is usually a recipe for disappointment. All I really think I remember is 1. A LOT of nu metal (good and bad) 2. Some gratuitous nudity with someone with AGGRESSIVELY fake boobs

@vandakbrown @EricLabRat I got it from the bin at dollar tree like 10 years ago, and it was better than I expected. Mind you, the bar was SUPER LOW, like, nonexistent low.

My teenager said she wants to watch an "old school horror movie" I suggested "House on Haunted Hill" with Vincent Price. She said "no, I was thinking something classic, like The Blair Witch Project" Anyway, I'm going to die of old age any day now

@justiceandheels @PageSix I guess i needed the reminder that a lot of differwnt people like a lot of different things in the world. Looks like a downgrade from how he usually looks TO ME though

@EricLabRat @PageSix Yooo he actually rocks the bleached look a lot!

Nicholas Hoult’s wife, Bryana Holly, vehemently defends busty Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2026 look trib.al/7rmHPTO

@landon20s I'm dubious about the whole list because I don't see this bad boy

Best wings 🍗🪽 in Chicago (no particular order) - crisp - birds nest - del seoul - Nancy’s - big sauce - broken barrel - output lounge - house of wings - Aberdeen tap - woodies

@LauraRbnsn @theashleyray A couple months back one of my friends who does a lot of estate sales and crate digging in Milwaukee found a demo tape of a band she fronted in the '70s: Methyl Ethyl & the Ketones. She's charming/got a couple lowkey bangers youtu.be/oGk1RU7NUAs?si…

Everything about Amy makes more sense when you realize she is from Chicago and went to Marquette. She is the incarnation of "aunt from the Midwest."

@hausofdecline We cannot let them find out about the word "faygeleh". It's simply too irresistible as a slur

Now that "goyim" has become a nazi word, it's only a matter of time before the groypers appropriate all Yiddish to the point where they talk like Jackie Mason. Nick Fuentes starts saying Schlemiel instead of cuck

@chyrah @alexarriaga__ EVERY TYPE of coat and jacket I have is gonna get its time to shine between now and June. Probably some short shorts too!

@EricLabRat @alexarriaga__ I can't be mad. Like it was 58 then 17 and soon to be 60s on Friday.

Told someone I’m going to Chicago soon and they said “what’s in Chicago”

@das_got_it Why would the baphomet symbol have the thumb out? Is that how baphomet is depicted when the artist says, "now let's do a silly one!"

Ryan Coogler throwing up the baphomet lol

@IgorKirillovDev @zennyyyplus I mean.... she's kind of a sheltered suburban teen who got thrown into a boarding school who got thrown into space before she became any kind of city girl. But I agree with the rest of it, and she's queer as hell, both coded and canonical

@zennyyyplus Eh, Kitty was always a stand in for all things progressive, she's literally a big city teen from the 80s, also here she obviously had a phase with her marriage being cancelled and her becoming Cap Kate/red queen. I don't like Tom Taylor either but that's not his worst offence.

I don't understand how a lousy tumblr tier writer can queer wash a character and it just stays forever. Nobody likes it and it even the people they try to pander to don't like it. See Jon Kent from DC. Damn you, Tom Taylor.

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