Evil Lich

The Evil page of straws… I do hope my web design is not too outdated… evilasslich.straw.page

The sorceress would like paintings like this installed in every hallway of the spire

I am transgender.

@heroicfknight Congratulations knight… Many boons to you… :)…

SQUEEZIN ASS TIL I AM 510 YEARS OLD

@BimbleWizard Come to NJ with me…

Get bimble out of the fart state and into one of the giantess ones

@DevotionOath Do you fw undead bitches?…

I AM HIGH AMA !!!

@Zasorimm What is your quest?…

@EvilAssLich The Color Of The Endless Sky In The Dead Of Night.

🔮 YOU MAY ASK OF ME THREE QUESTIONS 🔮 ⚡️ AFTER THE THIRD YOU SHALL BE JUDGED WORTHY OR ACCURSED ⚡️ 🌑 THE KEEPER OF SECRETS RESERVES HIS RIGHTFUL PRIVILEGE 🌑

Bimble passed out seventy four times but I made you pastries!!!!

Creating a new spell… it creates a green sludge that is multipurpose…

My favorite pony is the whimsical pink one…

@IAmAEvilPaladin Hmmm… Boner…

You'll have my head for this? Oh my.. Take me out for dinner first, you nasty so-and-so, you!

My gold is not cursed… This rumor is untrue… Come delve my dungeon…

Just received an email on my orb this morning… my homunculus has learned how to use the computer…

The snow Golems and Ice Mephits are having a war outside my tomb…

@Malcazarstower No.. not particularly… I cannot wear my enchanted rings however…

@EvilAssLich Does that hurt when you don’t have ligaments and whatnot?

They’ve pulled mine finger clean off…

@JingleMyJangles I will raise you from your grave should you fall…

theyre sending me off to war (bristol)

LESBIANS ARE IMPORTANT AND WILL SAVE THE WORLD. THANK YOUR LOCAL LESBIAN NOW

My left leg has been regrowing flesh… I do not know why…