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Watching #Walls on youtube and I must say Louis is looking like a pancake with blueberries on it and sprinkled sugar and a lot of butter and bananas all cut up and also a bit of sublime condensed syrup and a dash of cinnamon and a little bit of sublime raspberries #footballindex

every news story out of the UK is like "penalties increased for those who daydream without a license" or "parliament passes new masturbation guidelines (no nipple stuff)"

watching the gunners back in the sorare days

@BiddleeeW Real ones know

Songs that aren't title tracks where they say the name of the album. Anyone got any more?

BREAKING: UK Parliament agrees to lifelong smoking ban for those born after 2008, per BBC

@SeanMBurns Crazy that people think spoilers only apply to Marvel films cheers man

MICHAEL ending in 1989 with the release of BAD is like ending an O.J. biopic with him winning the Heisman.

@BuildrJ @Bitcoin_Teddy crying man if that was me and I opened twitter to see this my head would be on mars

Bitcoin hard drive worth $950M lost forever. James Howells ends 10-year search 😢

left-handed Obama: uhhh let me be clear

@Archivist003 @Ballinsx @kae1enftbl_ The last 7 years have been deleted from my memory as of this afternoon

@FIZatch @Ballinsx @kae1enftbl_ If you really believe havertz has been a better signing

It’s so poetic that all roads lead back to that signing

@Archivist003 @Ballinsx @kae1enftbl_ I know what my eyes tell me

@FIZatch @Ballinsx @kae1enftbl_ Only to a mad man

@Ballinsx @kae1enftbl_ Havertz > Trossard

@FIZatch @kae1enftbl_ Trossard one of the best signings of the Arteta era lol he shouldn’t have lasted this long

Mr

@Sanchovies @curtlyKellz

@curtlyKellz alright alright 😂 I can’t be the only one feeling personally attacked rn

men with good dick always be like “you okay?” after sex… mf shut tf up 😂😂😂😂😂☺️

@exitliquid1ty @retardmode yatch 😭😭😭😭🥀💔

@retardmode yeah no shit bro like i have a yatch and two 300,000 dollar cars lmfao

life

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chrisean rock rosemary oil Cop gets ass beat by Sneako on a freight ship at NIGHT in a thunderstorms

@kiriekagarino @Haurmeya Studies have shown that Hi

@FIZatch @Haurmeya Yes! If you’re going to find someone on an app to date, those are the top two choices. ☺️ I personally know 0 success stories from dating apps but a handful of ones from twit-tok 😯

being a fat guy on a dating app is absolutely demoralizing

@kiriekagarino @Haurmeya "Tiktok or twitter"

@Haurmeya Dating apps are 👎🏼 The best way to find someone on an app is through tiktok or twitter now unfortunately. Can’t say instagram because that’s the website you use to cheat on your partner and discord is masochism.