Brando Commando

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Brando Commando

Brando Commando

@FTWBrando

I got 2 dollars worth of gas in the tank and 20 dollars worth beer in the trunk

เข้าร่วม Ekim 2020
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@AntiTrumpCanada I thought yall liked draft dodgers, Canada only took in ten of thousands of them from the Vietnam war, because their bunch no fighting pussy’s, you can even make this up smh
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Trump claims he could have won the Vietnam War "very quickly” because that’s what a stupid, 5X draft-dodging cunt would say
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Kerry Holmes
Kerry Holmes@KerryHolmekb·
Is Michelle Obama the most exquisite First Lady?🤔
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Hakeem Jeffries
Hakeem Jeffries@RepJeffries·
You started this redistricting war. The people of America will finish it. Pipe down.
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Devin Duke
Devin Duke@sirDukeDevin·
This should be projected on the White House the day he finally leaves office.
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@BrittanyinTexas Let’s be clear she only got that appointment because she’s a black and women, her talent took her nowhere smh even the other liberal justices don’t like her dumb ass, DEI = Didn’t Earn It
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas·
Trump just called Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson “low IQ.” Let’s be clear: She graduated magna cum laude from Harvard & earned a law degree. She’s one of the most qualified legal minds in the country. Trump? He insults accomplished Black women because he can’t match them.
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Trump has just extended the ceasefire indefinitely because he’s a fucking chickenshit.
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@Markfry809 Sounds like something a pussy Canadian would say, why don’t you worry about your own gay ass country
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Mark 🍁
Mark 🍁@Markfry809·
Calling Trump the worst President of all time is too kind This asshole is THE worst American there ever was……… and there’s no close second
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@AntiTrumpCanada What branch of military did you serve in?again? You know the Canadian army is the equivalent of the Boy Scouts by the way
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@TopTierPucks Hockey is America’s game, when was the last time a bullshit Canadian team won the cup …..90 what????
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Top Tier Hockey
Top Tier Hockey@TopTierPucks·
Americans chant “USA” in a non international hockey game and proceed to lose and don’t score another goal Sometimes the jokes write themselves
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Cliff W
Cliff W@CliffW08950229·
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@AntiTrumpCanada Imagine somebody living rent free in your head so hard that you bitch about them everyday on the internet, Trump owns you, and your whole bullshit country
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Fun Fact: The fastest way for a world leader to boost their approval rating is to put as much distance as possible between themselves and Donald Trump. That’s because he’s an unhinged, criminally insane pedophile.
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@AntiTrumpCanada Canada is sucking Chinese dick, cause they know they fucked up, what a bunch of pussys, and fuck their gay leaf flag
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Dear Howard Lutnick, Canada would rather do business with China than with a country led by a sadistic pedophile & pedophile enablers such as you. So, in closing, go fuck yourself & keep our country’s name out of your fucking mouth. Yours in disgust, 🇨🇦
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Hey Fuckface, I totally agree with you: Your country was an embarrassment a year ago and the world was laughing at you. THAT’S BECAUSE YOU WERE PRESIDENT ONE YEAR AGO. WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU EVEN HARDER NOW, YOU FUCKING DIMWIT.
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@glenn_tunes Why you already lost twice at that game, if y’all could do anything right nobody would’ve voted for him
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Glenn Tunes
Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunes·
DO IT NOW AMERICA ✊✊✊✊
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@BraddrofliT Fun fact Oklahoma has one of the largest American Indian populations in the county, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence tho, Go DEI tho or whatever losers say
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Brad
Brad@BraddrofliT·
Only two states voted unanimously in 2024. One is #1 in education and quality of life. The other is near the bottom in almost everything. You’re not “owning libs.” You’re owning yourselves.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
BREAKING: The Senate just voted 52-47 to let Trump bomb Iran without Congressional approval. The Founders gave war powers to Congress for one reason: To make sure no single man could start a war alone. That protection just died in the Senate.
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Brando Commando
Brando Commando@FTWBrando·
@SenWarren What about all the tax revenue they created by creating jobs that produce payroll taxes? How does that not count be specific
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Calling the Pope “weak on crime” might be the most aggressively stupid thing ever uttered by a sitting U.S. president. And that includes a lot of competition from Donald Trump himself - on a daily fucking basis.
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Captain Canadian
Captain Canadian@furmsies·
Everyone who wished this man pain and suffering, who attacked him like rabid dogs for years, who still seek revenge for ill perceived offenses. How does it feel to see this man living his best life? He looks so happy, and I am happy for him.
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