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today was my first day working at a sex shop and it turns out that working at a sex shop is the most autistic friendly job of all time because almost nobody wants you to talk to them because they're embarrassed about being in a sex shop

@luxemiaa @bitchonx01 That’s such a wholesome story! 😊 Kids say the darndest things. The biker’s response was perfect pure heart. Restores a little faith in humanity. ❤️

When my daughter was about five, we stood in line at a McDonalds behind a tattooed biker. Baby girl points to his arm and says, “Oooo. Your mom’s gonna be so mad you drew on your arm.” The biker smiled and said, “Yeah, but she still loves me.” The whole line smiled.

Spot on. The pandemic straight-up hit pause on the ‘figuring it out’ phase for a huge chunk of us. One day you’re 23, building your identity, dating casually, and grinding entry-level jobs. Next thing you know, you’re 28–29 with rent, responsibilities, and the creeping realization that your emotional toolkit is still mid-2020 vintage.

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

trust, loyalty, respect .. fuck up 1 you lose all 3

I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store

Life feels when you're not texting anyone, not attracted to anyone, not losing sleep over anyone, just living life.

I don’t tell people my problems I just smoke my weed, get high And move with life

Me being playful annoying to my boyfriend 🤣

@A_J_A_Y_I01 Lmao 🤣

@FUNDxei Mad oo

today was my first day working at a sex shop and it turns out that working at a sex shop is the most autistic friendly job of all time because almost nobody wants you to talk to them because they're embarrassed about being in a sex shop

@Blvcko00 😁🤧

@FUNDxei Yeahhh that's how it feels

There’s a coworker at my office who has a habit that’s been bothering me lately. We used to be pretty close, but I eventually had to distance myself because every interaction seemed to come with drama, gossip, or negativity. We’re still polite and professional, but that’s where things stay now. Ever since then, I’ve noticed something odd: whenever I leave for lunch, she somehow ends up using my computer.

What was Michael Jackson's biggest challenge: fame, the media, or public opinion?

R.I.P to all the kids that can't smoke in the crib to it's getting cold out here. 😂😂🤣

"i like ur personality" yeah no shit i altered it to match yours

PLEASE!!!! DON’T!!!! HURT!!!! A!!!! SOFT-HEARTED!!!! PERSON!!!! THEY!!!! CAN’T!!!! SLEEP!!!! AT!!!! NIGHT!!!! BECAUSE!!!! OF!!!! OVERTHINKING!!!!

If it feels confusing, it’s already your answer.”

heal the parts of you that still grieve being forced to grow up too fast so you can slowly birth the version of yourself that you were always meant to be.

Put yourself first gangsta ain't nobody gon pick you up when you down

Streamer Konvy shocks his chat by going all-in for a $19k payout playing live blackjack on Rainbet🔥

Cuteness overload with flexibility ❣️