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The Orville S1E7 Dats all I gots to say

@grantstern @grok, why was Ungaro deport3d? What was her status in the US and how did it recently change to trigger deportation?

In February, I asked on Newsmax why we didn't hear more about Paolo Zampolli, one of Donald Trump's US Special Envoys, for his relationship to Ghislaine Maxwell. His ex-girlfriend, Amanda Ungaro, is speaking out after Zampolli got ICE to deport her. That's why Melania Trump gave a surprise press conference yesterday. Ungaro is not going to stay silent about Zampolli. Paolo Zampolli was a models recruiter for Trump and others in the 1990s and 2000s. He's said many times that he introduced Donald Trump and Melania Knavs. After Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of soliciting underage prostitutes in 2008, while his federal crimes remained unprosecuted, Zampolli helped Maxwell set up The TerraMar Project. TerraMar was a 501(c)3 non-profit to save the oceans, and oh, by the way, greenwash Ghislaine Maxwell in the wake of Epstein's exposure as a sex criminal. Whatever he is doing today for Donald Trump, the US Special Envoy Paolo Zampolli is most likely there for reasons of being a political enforcer as a close friend and inner-circle member of the President.

@EricLDaugh Will he make the same speech for Easter? ... didnt think so

🚨 JUST NOW — President Trump delivers Passover message: "Over 3,000 years ago, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivered the ancient Israelites out of slavery and brought them into the promised land. It was an amazing period of time, just like today we have an amazing period of time." "This week we recall this ancient proof of God's faithfulness and are reminded that with true faith, eternal hope, and the power of prayer, nothing can stop the people of God." "As Jewish families and loved ones gather together for Seder dinner, we ask that God will continue to watch over the Jewish people and that he may continue to preserve and protect the United States of America for generations to come. Our country is doing better than it has ever done. I am very happy to report. Happy Passover!"

@highbrow_nobrow If a war doesn't look like this, then what does a war look like?

"We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the DOD have made it very clear, this is a limited operation." - Mike Johnson says there’s no need to constrain Trump’s war powers since the U.S. isn’t actually at war. (Mar. 2026)

@_InfoGram_ How many ships did they bomb in the Caribbean of being 'suspected'? How many unarmed navy ships in a 3rd party territory did you sink for 'fun'?

BREAKING 🚨: PEAK HYPOCRISY EXPOSED 🔥 🇺🇸MARCO: "It’s illegal to bomb, hit, and attack ships and sink them. That’s what the Nazis did." 🇮🇷IRAN: "US and Israel blew up 600 schools, killed over 1000 students in last 30 days. Are they Legal?”

@RealAlexJones Easter is coming so Charlie Kirk will magically be reserected and be sold as the 2nd coming. That MedBed really works! The plan all along. Mmw

REPORT: US Ambassador To Israel Mike Huckabee, War Sec. Pete Hegseth, & Other Top Military Commanders Openly Root For The Iran War To Escalate In A Vain Attempt Trigger Christ's Return & Initiate Armageddon! Alex Jones Presents Scripture That Warns Of False Prophets Who Deceive Many Believers About the Time Of Jesus' 2nd Advent "I've Got Bible Quotes From Matthew With Jesus Saying Anybody Tells You They're Gonna Trigger My Return, They're Of The Anti-Christ!" 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE X STREAM HERE: x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@StephenKing Almost as bad as a crying baby on X

Are you for real?

@GovMikeHuckabee @IsraeliPM Are they mirror robots? What's with the identical pose? Why he wearing sketchers?

My meeting w/ @IsraeliPM was today. He sure looked alive & was in great spirits. News to the contrary? Phony as a Kosher pork chop.

@Red_Pill_US @grok The Huckster only has one tie?

Hey @Grok, would you you mind removing the AI-generated image from the images shown below?

@adamscochran Nutjobyahu is in the air for fear of being target on the ground. Odd that 3 Refuling planes have been hit in the past week? Nope. Iran is trying to force him down. If its refuling plane hit, too low on fuel to wait for another. Has to land. Russia give Intel. Iran hits.

This is a BIG tell just not the one people think. It’s likely Netanyahu isn’t dead. BUT, it likely reveals the Iron Dome is either compromised or low on interceptors - AND that Israel had a *big* intelligence leak: * Last week there were rumors that his relatives house was hit. * We know US & allies are low on interceptors, regional radar is destroyed, patriot batteries have been hit. * Since then Netanyahu has not appeared at any regularly scheduled locations like this meeting. * His son, who lived in a known location in the US stoped tweeting. * He is releasing videos AFTER being at a location, rather than any live video. It’s likely Iran has been focused on targeting Netanyahu and his family as revenge for the Khamenei family. A combination of intel gaps and weakened defences lead to him avoiding normal patterns and locations and his family going dark - but using pre-recorded video to act as if everything is normal. Why? Because if people knew Netanyahu was hiding, they’d realize that Iron Dom/Patriot defense systems are having issues or low on munitions and that could cause panic. They’ve clamped down heavily on sharing footage of damage in Israel and so it’s hard to assess how bad the situation could be. But Netanyahu changing up his behavior is a pretty big clue that it’s not great. The reason for the weird behavior is they don’t want Iran realizing how bad the situation is.

@HQNewsNow @grok who is the woman he is talking to? I can only see the back of his head

Trump gets distracted: "The mayor of New York, he's a very nice person... We're having a massive snowstorm right now and I heard that he's asked people to come out and help shovel the snow. Okay, so you get a shovel and you start shoveling, right? What the hell? You're not gonna help too much, but you can help and... hello darling, how are you? No, right behind you. Look, my friend, right?"

@Slutdiane4bbc What time? Do you befriend couples? We will be there!

@BoardOfPeace Why did you change the name?

The Board of Peace welcomes Israel as a founding member of our growing international organization.

@BoardOfPeace Immediately changes the name to 'WaterBoard of Peace'

@catturd2 We who?

Don’t let the left, fool you, there was a huge cultural shift at the Super Bowl halftime. We won and it was a tsunami.

@TheWapplehouse Is she on f'n drugs?

When my white friends ask me if what I’m cooking is really spicy:

@elonmusk @ASavageNation That is the most meaningless reply I've ever heard. You lost the 'game'?

@ASavageNation It would have been game over

If Kamala had won, here's what would have happened. (Add to list) 1. Millions more illegals over the border 2. Billions more in health and welfare fraud 3. Criminals released 4. Speech controls 5. Gun restrictions 6. More trans propaganda in our schools 7. Higher taxes on everything 8. More DEI hires 9. Military recruitment would have plunger even lower 10. Police defunded What else?

@acnewsitics 90% of players are Black 😆

Megyn Kelly: Football is for us White People!!!! 🤣🤣

@elonmusk You always said, Venezuela has the most secure elections in the world 🙄

We absolutely should be!

@mamboitaliano__ Chewing gum? Thats all ya got?

A genuine question When I was a kid, my parents taught me that chewing gum wasn’t proper for a young girl Seeing Kim Kardashian chewing at the Super Bow really hits me But you, gum is so much more common in the US, what do you think? Am I overreacting?