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Fickle Filly

@Fickle_Filly

I'm fine.

England เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2012
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Fickle Filly
Fickle Filly@Fickle_Filly·
It's rude to upstage the bride on her wedding day but that's exactly what's going to happen when I burst into flames as I enter the church.
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Henry 3000
Henry 3000@Henry_3000·
You think gas stoves are a danger? Ask the fire department about the risks of letting a white woman loose in the house with a bottle of wine and too many scented candles.
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ANAÏS NINJA
ANAÏS NINJA@michikoconuts·
I’m the classic damsel in distress; all the color drained from my lithe face and body except the hot roses of fear from my cheeks. But wait! Here comes my hero wearing a cape made of all the red flags in the world.
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
I'm making a voodoo doll of myself but I'm giving it really nice clothes, cool hair and a bitchin car
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Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter@4SLars·
Today's Tarot Card: You brighten everyone's morning with your incandescent rage.
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Nicken Drumsticks
Nicken Drumsticks@beefman138·
Going to do lent really quickly. Fast fast.
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Nicken Drumsticks
Nicken Drumsticks@beefman138·
Never trust a woman with ovaries.
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Toby 🇵🇸
Toby 🇵🇸@tobestewart·
The library over the road doesn’t have a dress-code but I suspect they will by tomorrow
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Toby 🇵🇸
Toby 🇵🇸@tobestewart·
I’m always surprised when my tweets don’t do well and have been in a state of constant dismay for over a decade
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Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter@4SLars·
Ah yes, "ire." Aka my food of love.
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Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter@4SLars·
I said no festoons, you fuck.
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Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter@4SLars·
It's harder to make lemonade out of rat chunks and poison arrows.
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Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter@4SLars·
Champollion was the first person to translate the Rosetta Stone and unlock the secrets of Egyptian hieroglyphs. What are you even doing with your life, you piece of shit.
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Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter@4SLars·
Lol, good luck little guy. Consciousness is the first stage of torture.
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Nuclear Winter
Nuclear Winter@4SLars·
I'll get rabies one day from giving a drooling squirrel little kisses.
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L(assitude)
L(assitude)@lmwortho·
Algorithms are like horny people. ‘Oh you like that, then let me show you this and this and this’.
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L(assitude)
L(assitude)@lmwortho·
I think people call me passionate as an insult.
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L(assitude)
L(assitude)@lmwortho·
I don’t have FOMO, I have FOBI - Fear Of Being Included.
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SentientBunnySuit🐰
SentientBunnySuit🐰@SuitSentient·
I just misspelled 'competence' in an auditors report. Wish me luck!
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SentientBunnySuit🐰
SentientBunnySuit🐰@SuitSentient·
Usually I only have to get rejected three or four times to take the hint.
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