☀️☀️Fluffadelic ☀️☀️

I’m sick of it all. It’s like Pop Idol for cunts. #ConservativeLeadershipContest

@OpinionPolls6 @ma1ybe An opinion copied straight from Reddit by a 13 year old who’s just got his first erection. Pathetic cuntlord.

@ma1ybe Men reasonably do not want to deal with the constant stress of trying to raise a daughter to not be a slut with the good chance she'll become a slut anyway and then become morally obligated to financially supporting her and her children when Tyrone inevitably leaves her.

i think that men who turn into whiny little piss babies when they find out they’re having a daughter should be rounded up and dumped into the ocean

@TheOnlyGuru @RedTory2016 Enormous hands & feet SO FEMININE 😂😂😂

New coq en frock dropped.

@justdavenow89 Waiting for that “ BREAKING NEWS” … I wonder if a cheer will go up wherever & when it comes

does anyone in the uk, wake up check x or the news and wonder what the dozy orange cunt in the white house did overnight

@markjs24 @MattCas04807118 From bitter experience she’s at work.

@MattCas04807118 His wife must be out doing the shopping. Hope she doesn’t come home early because she’ll have a stroke if she sees Colin sashaying around like this.

Colin says that life is good!🤮 It was better before I saw this Col!🤮

@nickimoraa If so I’ve been doing it wrong for 55 years.

I jus saw that showering backwards is a sign of neurodivergence 🥴 I thought everyone showered with their back toward the shower head. That’s not a thing?

@indiashairline @Askrigg_lad True !

@Fluffadelic @Askrigg_lad We need one to be trans, one to be gay and one in a wheelchair

Here’s the latest BBC series. It’s about The Beatles….

@beemyli Yes my dad specifically & some former pets. It’s nice to see them again even if weird & not real.

Do family members that passed away visit you in your dreams?

@catwithaura Cruel & unnecessary

His first rollercoaster

@Gaynotqueer1 😂🤮😂🤮😂🤮🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Every woman I know leaves her hotel room this way.

@elviswhataguy @Gaynotqueer1 Yes. The average woman is around 5’4” or 5’5”. These freaks always tower over me .

@Gaynotqueer1 Why do so many men who lie about being women hunch over when they stand? Are they trying to make themselves appear smaller?

In case you missed this from 2023...

A thick fat cow being described as “ brilliant”. This is why I can’t watch it. #ThisMorning

Useless old boomer Harry Redknapp, I believe you mean #ThisMorning

Another one who’d fuck himself. 🤮 #ThisMorning

@Robbie_Reasons Amongst my colleagues in retail we have a kick boxer, a cage fighter & a boxer/ hockey player…. I’d love to see our lads serving it up to these scrotes.

These shoplifting scumbags need a month behind bars for every item they pinch. Hats off to the Poundland employee showing Waitrose how it is done.

Hehe, quick question, what do you see, chicken or a bird🤔

@sappholives83 Oh he’s exquisite! I’m not worthy !

This is Remi. He is most beautimous. He is also freshly brushed and looking his elegant best. He hotly denies any rumors that his great grandfather was a skunk.

@Shunyaa00 Remove his eyes so he can never see another girl. Remove his hands so he can never touch a woman or wank. Remove his dick & balls so he can never experience sexual pleasure. Rub salt regularly into his wounds. But let him live.

🇬🇧 UK: Manchester - Ali Rashid Butt, 39, from Pakistan attempted to rape a 14-year-old British girl. Caught by British patriots. He owns a halal Pakistani restaurant in Manchester. Ali says: “It's my first time, please forgive me.” What punishment does Ali deserve?

@BellaBaddie__ Yes and inadvertently switch my torch on

Does anyone else accidentally screenshot their lock screen at least three times a week?

@Gaynotqueer1 He’s performing his pornified image of a young woman while coping with a seething wound oozing bloodstained pus into his Tena Lady pants because his pseudo- snatch is too gooey for normal underwear…

"I get girl parts and suddenly I start acting like a basic b!tch."