Formerly William

@returningfromt2 @JoM121077 We were saying that we'll need to look into what the planning department there are like. Listed building consent success varies so much by each local authority.

@FormerlyWill @JoM121077 Last I heard it was vacant after being used by the council as offices. With it being listed you'll also need a thousand and one different boxes ticked at the Council.

Why are the good houses in the wrong villages? 😭 (I also don't know if that kitchen goes with the period of the house).

@AntRog65 😂😂😂

@FormerlyWill Someone in our work said somebody’s Parrot has flown into the window and died. I went to have a look at this ‘Parrot’ It was a Greenfinch 🤡

Donald Campbell? 🤷‍♂️

It must be feeding time. 🙄😂😂

Did you know that a private parking firm is taking the DVLA to the High Court? Or that one of the Managers of a Trade Association that oversees parking operators runs a software provider that allows parking operators access to the DVLA keeper database? And parking operators are using AI to reject parking ticket appeals based on templates and ChatGPT assisted appeals? If you think this "industry" is treating motorists fairly, I have some magic beans to sell you @AlexJJNorris #parkingcowboys

@returningfromt2 I’ve been informed by @JoM121077 (who reads things) that they are artists impressions. We're going for a viewing some time to see what it's like. Having been on the market for a year I'm guessing not good.

@FormerlyWill Looks ai generated

@7hashtag7 Make sure the cam belt doesn’t need replacing and drive it like you stole it for half an hour.

Question for the car people on here if you don’t mind. I’m getting a different car very soon,it’s an Audi 2.0 diesel 190 bhp,the light for the dpf keeps coming on,cars running fine ,what’s the best long term solution please? #car-twitter #cars

@returningfromt2 It has that vibe.

Doom scrolling Rightmove seems to be my new favourite past time. 😭

@jazmak99 Very true. 😂

@FormerlyWill You need to look up the word topical.

@notsosexintheci My mind works in strange ways. 😂😂

@FormerlyWill This is VERY niche 😂 (The Bluebird was on the water again recently!)

@jazmak99 I need to update my topical references. 😂

Please help Robert Jenrick who is suffering from memory loss. #RobertJenrick #ReformUK

@gingerrtom Yep.

@FormerlyWill This doesn't surprise me, now he's grifting off of something that can happen to anyone...

This year's 2AM talk. Addison : "Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight?" GG : "Stop it," Addison : "Because they don't like each other very much." Addison : ""If I try hard enough I could get us cancelled by 2AM." #LeMans24 #WEC

@TinpotJ @JoM121077 Thank you. 🤗

@JoM121077 @FormerlyWill Would scran! Its also a delight to see you two shine. Much love from a random twitter person. X

Lewis latebraking into the corners compared to George gave him such an advantage even if he didn't *exactly* have the same pace as George. Just phenomenal drive. This side by side is so insane to watch

On this day in 2017, the tragedy of #Grenfell unfolded. 72 died including 18 children. In April this year Reform UK’s housing spokesperson @SimonDudleyUK said it was a "tragedy" but that "everyone dies in the end". @Nigel_Farage said he had dismissed Dudley. However, he still has his role listed on both LinkedIn and Twitter (both of which he is active on). This seems to happen a lot, a dismissal and then a quiet return. Shame on you @reformparty_uk.

@Jonthemon6 Too soon? 🤔😭😭