Mama Duck... SpaceForce Bartender

The only thing that scares me more than Trump being president, is @VP being president, the firs one is a total nut job, the second is a methodical religious zealoted fucknugget. #ResistanceMusings #FuckTrump #impeachTrump #ImpeachPence

@backt0nature Beautiful old lady face

@alt_labor Trying to give me a book about god in the grocery store was almost fatal to the church lady until I noticed other people were watching, so I was just kinda rude instead. On the plus side, I obviously look like a godless heathen... BONUS

@TheLauraAbernat @breaking9111 @dwinfrey72 I said "oh good, I hope he died" so we are in it together

@YahooCanada Grizzly bears gotta eat too, and humans ARE made of meat

Grizzly bear kills woman, 10-month-old baby in Yukon, coroner says: yhoo.it/2ArkeuO

@JuliusGoat I prefer my chicken without hate, oh and too much salt #NastyAssChickenIsNasty

Gay people don't want to be labeled as second-class citizens or subjected to conversion therapy or have their marriages annulled or be fired for who they love. Everybody wants something; what to do, what to do.

@PassTheSalty Is it bad that my first comment was "Oh good, I hope he is dying"

@MKGenest yay, fully leaded

And now fr the real important debate: Egg Nog: Yay or Nay?

@tweetzydeetzy There is nothing of substance in her brain

There was NOTHING of substance in my emails--says Ivanka.

@Ocasio2018 @IlhanMN You and others like you are the wonderful future this country and world could have.

@jumblejim I got one for them

@AltSamPiper @ManInTheHoody @GrayGeek401 @realDonaldTrump RIGHT?! The things that come creeping back

Congratulations to Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith on your big WIN in the Great State of Mississippi. We are all very proud of you!

Never to or even thru #Mississippi, never booking a flight, or even having a layover in @msstate, racist scrotnuggets are getting nothing from us

@AltHomelandSec DAYUM... #truthbomb

Not knowing Arabic didn’t stop him from invading Iraq.

@angelina_n_ris @AltArmedForces Says something about you, interesting

Two MILLION voters in the 2018 house election decided to throw away their vote (voted for a third party). That is nearly 2% of voters. That’s the margin Clinton won the popular vote by. Third party voters could actually have their voices heard if they voted for viable candidates.

@SassyKadiK President Twatface

Lady in the grocery store (yep I was pushing a shopping cart) tries to give me a book about god/jesus/christianity I was like "no thanks, I don't believe in your god" They ambush you at the grocery now! On the plus side, I must look like a godless heathen

@OldTehanu @AltArmedForces So you are saying that people who vote shame are ignorant, I agree.

It’s the equivalent of not voting. I wish we had a system of government that allowed for those 2 million voters to have the representation they voted for, but we don’t. It’s a waste of a vote.