Pierre Lacave

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I always think of std::vector::size() as cheap. As in, it just reads the size member, or something. Of course, I'm wrong. size() is always all that cheap. In principle, it involves a division, although the compiler will likely strength reduce it a constant multiply, etc.

@FrancoisJehl @abolibibelot "Don't be sorry... Be better..."

@FrancoisJehl @abolibibelot Vu la taille des paluches, t'esperes que le fiston va pas en prendre une.

Dashboard clutter - the addition of more KPIs over time - leads to strategy clutter. The more you add, the less you (and your team!) understands your business. Then people go back to making decisions on intuition not data. Via this 😂 comic by @tomfishburne below!

If any of my Dublin contacts happen to be at #SRECon please drop by and say hi to the @CriteoEng folks. They can share SRE war stories that will make your toes curl but luckily all have happy endings 😊.

holy shit apple just announced a watch you can look at to see what time it is

When you book the conference room, and the last meeting runs over.

An unusual view of St. Stephen's Green, Dublin. Photo by Max Malloy.

It's now much easier to visualize the hierarchical structure of the query plan in the output of EXPLAIN. #prestosql

Wow! I had no idea you could use the property "document.designMode" to make your whole document editable! ✍️ Great to test different texts!! ✨

@BB27000 @SNCF @threadreaderapp unroll

Le saviez-vous? Il y avait autrefois à la @SNCF des trains avec: Des bars, des cinémas, des discothèques... Allons faire un tour ! ⤵️⤵️⤵️

Très heureux d'apprendre dans le Parisien que l'histoire se termine bien pour notre couple préféré 💑

New article out! Consistent Data Partitioning through Global Indexing for Large Apache #Hadoop Tables at #Uber ubere.ng/2Xzczo8 via @ubereng

Lolling. There is some truth in this joke indeed.

6 years after the project was created and 1 year after we started writing it, the Presto paper is finally available online! research.fb.com/publications/p… #presto #icde2019

Ce qui est sûr c’est qu’on va tous finir rôtis comme des poulets si on ne fait rien...

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