the Duck

How did I miss this before?

@PlanetOfMemes @wooknponub @dogscantwhistle loves baseball.... bat

Such a good bat dog.

@LuciousAmoris @LizzyStarrrdust Hey @dogscantwhistle do you want in on this conversation?

@LizzyStarrrdust Don't kink shame the dog. I started working with dogs recently and I've come to learn they're really big into autoerotic asphyxiation.

Staying at my friend's house this weekend to help him move and his dog seems to have stolen and eaten his prominently displayed dildo.

@more_meat_loaf Thankfully I don't really have roaches here, I've seen some in other places though

@FreeDuck I can't tell if your trolling me, but MF there is nothing more terrifying than when the roach speads its wings and says "here I come bitch"

The accuracy 😂

@TrashDiscourse @mitchellvii I hope they have got that sorted, it's giving Toyota a bad reputation. My 5.7 gets crap mileage but I don't have to worry about the reliability even if the power numbers aren't as good

@FreeDuck @mitchellvii Nah. 2026

When I bought this BMW I knew the day would come where I'd get hit with a big repair bill. It finally happened and I dropped almost 3,500 bucks. I mean that's the price you pay if you want to drive these cars but it still sucks.

Yet it's the French churches that are burning down

Is it too early for Easter memes?

@FreeDuck I've left ten of these by the ICE detention center in Portland with a clear LOS over I-5 already.

Watch Oregon will now make potato guns illegal

@FreeDuck The ATF just doesnt enforce it unless you are doing certain things aircannonplans.com/guides/air-can…

@TrashDiscourse @mitchellvii Any engine problems?

@FreeDuck @mitchellvii Mudbath. Thanks me too!!

@CholeraFan Evil little bastards

A fictional family has two dogs. They never pee in the house. The wife wants to get a Chihuahua. They live in the mountains, not the city. The husband says "no, Chihuahuas are for city women. They are dumb and awful and piss everywhere. Please do not get a Chihuahua." So she gets the Chihuahua and the Chihuahua, because they are dumb and horrible creatures, starts peeing in the house. So the other dogs start peeing in the spots where the Chihuahua has peed. Not all the time, but once in a while. Who is responsible for the dog pee in the house?

@kelly4freedom YouTube did one of those years in review for my account and said i was in top 3% of the amount of nirvana I listened to

😭

What happens to American men as soon as they hit 30?

Actual video of @dogscantwhistle

@Jimmywonton2 Is it getting hot holding this battery?

Be sure to tighten the clamps really, really tight; those big bastards are slick like an eel

@MongooseActual @marklevinshow Tell us how you really feel

@marklevinshow You are a weak, fat, old man. Every single military intervention you have cheered for ended in failure. Hell reserves a special place for weak little pieces of shit like you. Burn

You don’t know anything, actually. We don’t have a draft. We have an all volunteer military.  Brave young men and women who join by choice.  And recruitment is way up under President Trump.  These are great patriots who mostly don’t listen to the likes of you or the cabal of Woke Reich American-haters and your Marxist-Islamist comrades.  I talk to them all the time. I meet them. They are fantastic heroes and patriots. They don’t want your handwringing and fake pity.  And they sure as hell don’t want your anti-American propaganda and trash talk. They want us to support them, especially now. In Israel they do have a draft. It’s a tiny country with a tiny population.  Virtually every family is involved. It’s a matter of life and death. The current Israeli ambassador to the United States lost his eldest son in one of the first battles in Gaza against the Hamas terrorists.  He was a commander of a unit who was killed in a booby trapped building as they sought to clear it out. The prime minister of Israel lost his older brother at Entebbe while leading a special forces unit to rescue Israelis who’d been kidnapped.  He was killed by a sniper.  The PM himself was wounded in battle years ago. But none of this will matter to you. Back to your bullsh*t.  And here come the bots.

@TrashDiscourse @mitchellvii I like that color

@mitchellvii Former BMW & Mercedes owner here. Bought my first truck. Never going back, ever. Maybe for a weekend driver in the future if I get that road driving bug again and if I'm not out up on the mountains, camping or fishing. But this truck has now become everything.

@Sophiesredscarf @Axaxia88 @KillmerCj

@Axaxia88 Rabbits stomp when they’re ticked too. Unbeknownst to them had the exact opposite effect than what they’re intending.

Their angry little stomps are just so adorable 😍💓