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@Funkyfosh

Friends call me the angry Buddhist. Loathe baked beans - spawn of Satan 🤮. More than a bit sweary…#ReformScum can fuck off! @funkyfosh.bsky.social #RejoinEU

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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Since you’re so concerned, maybe you could return the £6 million you received from the tax-payer to refurbish your wife’s ancestral home? No? Didn’t think so you chinless, inbred moron.
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@Nigel_Farage Oh fuck off you absolute gurning bellend. You’re nothing but a one-trick pony. You’re an embarrassment and a fucking disgrace to our government.
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Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
Starmer’s promise to smash the gangs is an abject failure. A bit like his ability to actually answer the question.
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@ZiaYusufUK How large is this donation? Who donated it? How did they donate it? What do they want in return? There’s nothing transparent about this. You’re nothing but a bunch of lying, corrupt bastards and a vehicle for laundering money through crypto currencies. #ReformScum
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Zia Yusuf
Zia Yusuf@ZiaYusufUK·
🚨 This is a dark day for Britain. Reform receives a large, perfectly lawful donation from a British Citizen, and Labour responds by rushing through a new law to prohibit him from making such a donation again. Rycroft even refers to British citizens as “malign actors” in his report. This is how fast the machinery of government moves when it wants to protect itself. When it comes to securing our borders? Nothing can be done for years at all apparently. This Starmer regime is authoritarian. Cancelling elections, choking off legal funding for its main rival, surveilling speech. Make no mistake, if Reform do not win the next general election, this country is toast.
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@EssexPR @Keir_Starmer @LindsayHoyle_MP Performative playground bollocks. Every single day, they show more and more how unfit for they are for the serious business of government. They’re an embarrassment and a fucking disgrace #ReformScum
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@christopherhope @GBNEWS Performative playground bollocks. Every single day, they show more and more how unfit for they are for the serious business of government. They’re an embarrassment and a fucking disgrace to our democracy. #ReformScum
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Christopher Hope📝
Christopher Hope📝@christopherhope·
BREAKING All of the Reform UK MPs have just walked out of PMQs. Watch now on @GBNEWS.
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GET A GRIP
GET A GRIP@docrussjackson·
🚨 What Has The Labour Government Done? I didn’t vote for @UKLabour in #GE2024 and have been highly critical of both Labour and Starmer. Polling shows pretty much everyone is dissapointed, and Labour has faced formidable difficulties in its PR - much of it self-inflicted. In short, Labour has found it virtually impossible to persuade the public of its achievements and virtually no-one is aware of any of the good things that have happened. This is partly because of mainstream news media, including a highly critical @BBC, but also because the Government has chosen to foreground measures which indicate that they don’t intend to behave like a Labour Government at all: e.g., abolishing the winter fuel allowance; cutting disability benefits; demonising and taking a hardline on immigration and especially asylum seekers; and reneging on its promises to reinstate welfare payments to couples with more than two children (almost all of them at least partially reversed, but after the damage was done). So in the interests of balance, here’s a list of things that have been introduced since July 2024 that for some mysterious reason, many voters aren’t even aware of: 1. #NHS and Health Put an extra £29 billion into the NHS – one of the largest funding boosts in many years. Delivered over 4–5 million extra NHS appointments in the first year (more than double the original target of 2 million). NHS waiting lists have fallen by around 230,000–312,000 – the lowest level in two years. Gave above-inflation pay rises to NHS staff and ended long-running junior doctor strikes. Recruited around 1,700–2,000 more GPs and introduced the first new GP contract in four years. Started free breakfast clubs in hundreds of primary schools. 2. Jobs, Wages, and Worker Rights Raised the National Living Wage – giving over 3 million people a pay rise (a full-time worker aged 21+ gets roughly £900–£1,400 extra per year). Passed the Employment Rights Act – the biggest upgrade to worker rights in a generation, including: Day-one protection against unfair dismissal for many workers. Ending exploitative zero-hour contracts (right to guaranteed hours and notice of shifts). Sick pay from day one for more low-paid workers. Better rights to flexible working, paternity leave, and parental leave. AND attracted £100–120 billion in new private investment, helping create more than 380,000 new jobs. 3. Housing and Renters Passed the Renters’ Rights Act – banning “no-fault” evictions so tenants have much stronger protection. Started major planning reforms to help build 1.5 million new homes over this parliament. 4. Energy and Environment Set up Great British Energy – a new publicly owned company with £8.3 billion to invest in clean sustainable power like wind and solar. Lifted the ban on new onshore wind farms in England and sped up renewable energy projects. Aiming to make Britain a “clean energy superpower” with cheaper bills in the long term. 5. Cleaning Up Politics and Tackling Lobbying & Corruption New Ethics and Integrity Commission launched in October 2025, replacing the old standards committee to oversee ethical behaviour by ministers, MPs, and public officials. Tightened rules on MPs earning from paid lobbying jobs, removing exemptions that allowed MPs to be paid for giving advice on public policy or how Parliament works. Stronger rules on political donations: Introduced the Representation of the People Bill (2026) to block foreign interference and hidden donations. Tackling the “revolving door”: Introduced rules to stop former ministers and officials from immediately taking jobs with companies they used to regulate. More transparency on lobbying: Reviewing the current lobbying register and publishing more frequent data; the PM asked the Ethics and Integrity Commission to carry out a full review in March 2026. New Anti-Corruption Strategy (2025): Published December 2025 with 123 commitments to fight bribery and corruption, including appointing a new Anti-Corruption Champion. Local government reforms: Plans for a mandatory code of conduct for councillors and creation of a Local Audit Office to improve oversight and reduce corruption risks. 6. Tackling Online Harms (including pornography and disinformation) Rolling out the Online Safety Act: Inherited, but actively implemented and strengthened by Labour. From March 2025, platforms must remove illegal content, including child sexual abuse material. From July 2025, new rules to protect children from harmful content (pornography, self-harm, suicide, eating disorder material). Age verification on major porn sites, ensuring children cannot access adult content. @Ofcom issued fines (£1 million+) for non-compliant sites. Extra protections against harmful content include upgraded cyber-flashing and encouragement of serious self-harm to priority offences and rules introduced for non-consensual intimate images, deepfakes, and nudification apps. Action on disinformation: Platforms must remove illegal disinformation; Ofcom set up an advisory committee to improve responses. 7. Tackling Child Sexual Abuse & Exploitation (including Grooming Gangs) National Audit by Baroness Casey (June 2025): Reviewed group-based child sexual exploitation and recommended reforms; all 12 recommendations accepted. Independent Inquiry into Grooming Gangs (December 2025, started 2026): Chaired by Baroness Anne Longfield with full legal powers; £65 million budget over three years. Accelerated police action and reopened cases: National operation reopened over 800 cases; Grooming Gangs Taskforce contributed to hundreds of arrests, including 597 in late 2024. New national taskforce and local support: Specialist taskforce for councils and police; new centre of expertise for best practices. Updates to the Tackling Child Sexual Abuse Strategy (April 2025): Better victim support, independent review routes, and stronger multi-agency working. But anyway, APART from improving the NHS and the nation’s health, making more jobs, improving wages for the low-paid and worker rights, taking measures to improve housing and life for renters, cleaning up politics and tackling lobbying and corruption, tackling online harms including pornography and disinformation, tackling child sexual abuse and exploitation, including grooming gangs, stopping widespread train strikes early and starting to bring rail services back into public ownership, setting up a new Border Security Command to tackle small boat crossings, paying compensation to victims of the infected blood scandal, delivering real-terms wage growth and implementing several interest rate cuts, starting work on lifting hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty including changes to benefits, and, excluding the COVID‑related disruption, cutting net migration to its lowest level since before the UK left the EU in 2016 - APART FROM THAT, WHAT HAS THE LABOUR GOVERNMENT EVER DONE FOR US? x.com/docrussjackson…
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@jim8oy66 @Nigel_Farage Performative playground bollocks. Every single day, they show more and more how unfit for they are for the serious business of government. They’re a fucking disgrace #ReformScum
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James S🇬🇧@jim8oy66·
Well done to @Nigel_Farage and Reform for walking out of PMQs today, it has become a complete and utter farce with this disastrous PM answering every single question with obfuscation and whataboutery. GET THIS FUCKING SHIT GOVERNMENT IN THE BIN 🗑️
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@huggan_anas Where the fuck have you been for the last 15 years? In a fucking coma? Clearly, you missed out the fat fuck Johnson, and Truss the limp, wet lettuce.
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Anas Huggan@huggan_anas·
Worst Prime Minister in living history. Agree ?
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Led By Donkeys
Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys·
While we’re talking about politicians and tax, a reminder that Nigel Farage works for a company that exists to help rich people avoid tax.
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Viviane: 🌹Labour led by Keir for me
Reform want to take us back to the 60/70’s Bring back smoking Bring back coal mining Bring back fossil fuels Ban abortions Ban diversity and inclusion Promote bad Landlords Let your boss sack you whenever Make you pay for your health cover You’d have to be mad to vote for them
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Atlanta Rey 🇪🇸🇬🇧🇨🇺🇪🇺 ✨
Remember when Nigel Farage openly said he wants to replace the NHS with a private insurance system? 👀 This 2014 clip proves it. So why are people still pretending Reform UK will “save” the #NHS? Voting Reform = NHS death sentence. What am I missing? 🤷‍♀️
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@EssexPR Because he’s a lying, deranged old bastard, who lies as naturally as breathing?
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Gordon Fielden
Gordon Fielden@GordonFielden·
It is difficult to accept the basis upon which these so called facts are presented. In modern times, the two most demonstrably unsuccessful Prime Ministers this country has endured are Boris Johnson and Liz Truss. No other Prime Minister, including Sir Keir Starmer, approaches the scale of those failures. What has followed is a narrative constructed and sustained across major broadcasters, including the BBC, ITV, Sky News, and GB News, alongside sections of the wider press, the persistent chorus of voices from within the Conservative Party, and the influence of Reform UK. Within that narrative, criticism of Sir Keir has been constant from the moment he assumed office. That scrutiny stands in stark contrast to the latitude afforded to his predecessors, particularly at times when serious errors were made and rules were plainly disregarded. The effect is cumulative. A narrative is repeated, reinforced, and amplified until it presents itself as established fact, regardless of whether it withstands scrutiny. It is this constant echo that many have grown weary of, particularly when it appears so plainly unbalanced in its application. It is not unreasonable to conclude that such imbalance reflects editorial inclination rather than objective assessment. A Labour Prime Minister does not sit comfortably with certain proprietors or institutions, and that discomfort appears to shape the tone of coverage. Yet one fact remains beyond dispute. Sir Keir secured a decisive electoral mandate, a landslide victory that confers both authority and responsibility. Those who supported him expect that mandate to be honoured through steady and effective governance. To date, there has been no failure of the kind so readily alleged. What we are witnessing instead is the noise of political transition. Meanwhile, the Conservative Party finds itself diminished, its relevance increasingly in question, and its future uncertain. It would therefore be welcome if sections of the press returned to the task of reporting events as they are, rather than seeking to shape them into something they are not.
Channel 4 Dispatches@C4Dispatches

After winning one of the biggest landslides in UK election history less than two years ago, Keir Starmer became the most unpopular prime minister on record. But how did that happen? @lewis_goodall is on a mission to find out.

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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@ABridgen You’re fucking irrelevant Bridgen 🖕
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@Jeremy_Hunt Found any more properties in your portfolio that you forgot to register and pay tax on? You fucking hypocrite. Corrupt #ToryScum
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Sir Jeremy Hunt MP@Jeremy_Hunt·
Why we cannot keep responding to economic shocks by increasing our national debt - my question to Rachel Reeves today
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@SteveBakerFRSA Time for you to fuck off on this issue Baker. Everyone can see how shit Brexit was for us all, they experience it every single day with the decline in our public services and the cost of living. You fucked up, badly, and now you’re irrelevant. #ToryScum
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Rt Hon Steve Baker FRSA 🗽
Rt Hon Steve Baker FRSA 🗽@SteveBakerFRSA·
❌No, Brexit has not hit GDP by 8%. ❌No, joining the Customs Union is not a good idea. ❌And no, taking economic regulations with no say is not a benefit. 💡Make this nonsense stop.
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Marina Purkiss@MarinaPurkiss·
When are we gonna admit that billionaire‑ism is an illness? They’re hoarders No control, insatiable greed & their hoarding just drains every one of us They cut wages, buy politicians & bleed the planet just to watch a number tick up that they’ll never spend Sick in the head.
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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@MalHay You people are fucking idiots. You can wait three years for the next election and cast your vote.
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Malcolm Hay@MalHay·
What is the threshold that needs to be crossed to trigger the arrest of a sitting Prime Minister - just how bad does it have to get and what charges could be brought?
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat

🚨STARMER'S BREXIT BETRAYAL - HANDS MAJOR POWERS BACK TO EU What an absolute disgrace and traitor of a man 76 European Union directives will be brought back into law Nobody voted for this Another broken promise by Starmer to respect the referendum result

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AliPali@Funkyfosh·
@griffitha Brexit was a shit idea, carried out by shit people, in the interests of shit rich billionaires. Everyone sees that now. You’re fucking irrelevant #ToryScum
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Andrew Griffith MP
Andrew Griffith MP@griffitha·
Labour is quietly preparing to surrender Britain’s hard-won independence back to Brussels. We didn’t spend years winning regulatory freedom just to become a rule-taker again. 250 years after Adam Smith, their 'EU reset' is nothing more than a managed decline 🧵👇
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