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The Internet เข้าร่วม Aralık 2022
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@Fat_Electrician On the other hand they might think you were poor if you go down the minimalist route and leave them nothing to sell.
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The Fat Electrician
The Fat Electrician@Fat_Electrician·
I hate to break it to people my age, but in 30 years your adult kids are going to look at your Funko Pops, Labubus, action figures, and Warhammer 40K collections the same way we look at boomer ceramic angel collections. That shit is going straight to the thrift store when you die.
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Mitochondrial Eve
Mitochondrial Eve@tardwife4life·
Many here are always asking why young men are failing to express seemingly any form of male drive. Why don't young men work anymore? Travel, camp and hike anymore? Ask women out, marry or procreate anymore? These are pursuits aimed at an end that has been erased. A man's labor was once a tool for manifesting ownership. His drive was used to tame the earth, bring it under his control and take dominion. The wild lands once existed for men to conquer, not to merely hike in. The camps were settlements. The land was siezed and claimed through sweat and blood. There, man could build not just a home but his domain. The rich and poor man alike were rulers over their home, their wife and children. From the soil to the rooftop and all the souls between, man claimed ownership and authority. But the frontiers have been closed. The State has seized the land and regulated the building of homes. The marriage contract has been unilaterally altered to remove all degree of male authority. How can the sons of Adam take dominion when there is no domain left unclaimed by a greedy mass of bureaucrats who wrap their tentacles over every square inch of the globe, invading even bodies and minds? The male drive was installed in him for a purpose and that purpose has been crushed. Men know deep in their hearts that reciting manhood rituals will not bring it back. The drive has no end and so evaporates. For some with strong spirits, a form of simulated ownership can be covertly expressed. A facimile of archaic marriage and fatherhood can be carefully and quietly established by the men who are willing to defy the State. The question now for young men has become whether they possess the strength and will to defy the powers that be and wrestle dominion back for themselves. This is not a small endeavor.
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick

These "colorless" men are the ones doing 99% of the complaining, by the way. Essentially, the only requirement for dating as a man is: "don't act as if you're a bald-headed, risk-averse middle-aged wagie during the prime of your youth." And most young men fail the test. Boring guys living boring lives, pissed that they can't seem to woo the girls who just came back from Panama, just hiked the Appalachian Trail, etc etc.

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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@ShitpostRock2 I only play Halo multiplayer for the whacky custom games people make in forge great times.
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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@EzhmaarSul @realKalos It’s always the Indians now it’s like they outsourced their chutzpah because they’re too wrapped up with Gaza, Iran, Ukraine, and every other problem they created in the world.
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Adam Karpiak@Adam_Karpiak·
“we used to post jobs because we were actually hiring, not to harvest your data”
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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@Ark1660346 @1ssve Divorced men are usually starting from scratch whereas never married men have yet to be exploited financially.
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Ark@Ark1660346·
@1ssve Divorced men in their 30s are far more attractive to women than men who made it all the way to their 30s without getting picked.
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S.🎧@1ssve·
If u’re 30 and unmarried in this generation, u have successfully avoided divorce,statistically.
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Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
Every day
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XenniallTeach@XenniallTeach·
@GABfromXBOX @Cr7Godbrand And most women don't orgasm from penetration alone. You have to stimulate the clit. If you don't know how to do that you're not very good. Thanks for proving my point
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STUNNER@Cr7Godbrand·
Porn is dangerous to men. Yet women have a variety of jump-start vibrator cables to jumpstart their coochies, get married, and then complain their husband doesn't make her orgasm because he is bad in bed. They will stop having sex with their husbands because it's not enjoyable anymore. The feeling is gone because of too much vibrator use
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Iyanuoluwa🌸💕@Harmoke0

This. Or. That.

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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@alphaman_111 Sounds like a retard that failed history himself
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alpha man@alphaman_111·
On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.
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🇺🇸 Larry 🇺🇸
If u are unvaccinated, how many times did you get sick with COVID?
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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@DurableMLecture Loyalty and virtue would be attractive traits if women actually had them
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XenniallTeach@XenniallTeach·
@Cr7Godbrand 😂 if a man knows what he's doing that will never happen. Guess we know who the men are that aren't making it happen. Imagine being jealous of a piece of plastic
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Garbage Human@GarbageHuman24·
Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?
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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@found_it_funny Where is he going to move next now that Japan has opened the borders?
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I laughed@found_it_funny·
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Multipolar Press / Constantin von Hoffmeister
"Blood alone moves the wheels of history." — Dwight Schrute in The Office (Season 3, Episode 16, "Business School")
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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@nocontextmemes Flowers love the taste of micro plastics
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Gab@GABfromXBOX·
@RAWigger I don’t feel sorry for a single woman given the way I was treated in the dating market.
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