Gamer Train

I managed to find a way to get a can of whipped cream to make me bleed. One more reason to hate that Jod forsaken substance.

@Sleesus4 @lilybluuee I'm so sorry.

@lilybluuee My friend @GamerTrain01 told me about it during d1 year 1 but I didn’t start playing until taken king

Doing my part to keep Destiny trending.. Tell me how you first got into the game, share some memories about your first fireteam, etc :)

New Dog Wood

Elon can you please put down these fake e-girls spam bots, they keep following me. I want to be afraid of real actual woman and these fake ones are not doing it for me.

Thank you windows update, I was in fact hoping I would need to boot into safe mode today!

I was able to sign in to the technic launcher but I still cannot sign into the official one. Unreal.

Trying to play Minecraft but outlook will not allow me to sign in to the launcher. I love modern software. Can't play a game I own because the ai vibe coded services are broken. But they only hire the best of the best at these companies after all so I need to learn my place here.

They call me the unemployable.

It is occurring to me, for the first time, how bizarre the name twinkie is in the modern era.

I just got an ad for twinkies... NO!

The humor of the fake e-girls has worn of, can they please stop following me? The only thing worse than not getting followers is getting fake spam followers. Let me post into the void in peace!

The DNA test came back... I am 0% Chinese. How is this possible?>!>?

I wouldn't have it any other way! ❤️

My posts are doing numbers bro let's gooooo!!!!

In all honesty I didn't actually put that much effort into getting good grades. I literally just did the assigned work and didn't even study for a single second beyond that and it just worked. I wasted my youth because I'm a loser lmao so that was just a skill issue on my part.

Wasted my youth for nothing award lmao

The greatest thing about applying for jobs after college in a meritocracy is how none of them ask for your transcript. Clearly the optimal strategy as your resume is objectively a better metric for measuring merit than the classes you took and their respective grades.

Just tried to find my headphones while they were on my head playing music okay just put me in the nursing home now I think it's time.