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Zoey being stalked

@WoodraftB @starsandtigers You've probably been subbed to me for 8+ years on ifunny, and I suddenly see you here in the wild...

@starsandtigers Specifically the Brazil servers?

I got reposted on ifunny Brazil

Camiseta nueva

Christmas Ginger

@sorrynotsoryu @DocStrangelove2

@DocStrangelove2 I'm built like this, btw

Never doubt Sniper Anya

@SevenSixTwo_ @krus_chiki "Heh, nerds are actually le bodystackers!" RAAAGGGH SHUT UP YOU GAY DORKS

this is what a REAL warrior looks like *posts picture of movie character played by actor*

@SergePaiu If you miss, the asbestos will get em.

@The_Frost_Boss @AGCast4 Nice going retard

@AGCast4 Thinking further on there may be a chance I forgot the loctite this as the last time I was messing with this gun was for a gun contest, so perhaps between the painting of it all I threw it on for photos and forgot about it

This was my sign to leave the range for the night. 2nd time this exact optic has gone airborne ranger to my face. Range now booked marked their 4k resolution recording of this incident

@AmiriKing @9mmsmg

@9mmsmg I could care less who a conservative is attracted to. Your point is valid, no doubt. Agree to disagree.

Remember when the right embraced a gay Jewish guy as their idol?

@Sodakschutzenf1 @Ragland1836 No need to suck the fun out of everything, bro

@Ragland1836 And during that slo mo shot, someone who actually knows something put a dozen rounds in you and your crew behind. Showing off is for movies. Real life is maximum violence of action in the minimum time possible.

Now I gotta learn how to do this shit.

Carmelita Fox commission from my close friend and serial stolen valorist @_milkghost_ (he loves getting that 10% veteran discount)

@_milkghost_ Actual footage of me confronting you when I saw you near that Wawa

@GarfFat It's true

@krus_chiki Le epic wacky guns!!! XDXD

This has got to be the worst account on twitter

@_milkghost_ Thank you, brotha...

real photo of @GarfFat and his wife #TotallySpies

@tofeelpain AUUUGGHH!!!

@GarfFat Dog posting on a Garfield account? Someone cut off this man's balls