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@Ceefax303 1997 Dave Watson managing his first game for Everton. He got the job as caretaker manager till the end of the season after Joe Royle resigned.

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@fesshole Phuket, just tell her.

Dad died late last year. His passport revealed that he made several trips to Thailand, telling my Mum that he was staying with his brother in Ireland. I also found a shit load of viagara in his shed. Haven't told anyone, yet.

@BluesVCancer @LCRMayor @mygibbo It's actually quicker to get to Longmoor Lane from County Road, by going down Southport Road onto Bridle Road back onto Warbreck Moor then down Hall Lane If it's quicker to do that because the traffic on Rice Lane isn't moving the air pollution must be worse now than it ever was.

Traffic in and around Orrell Park is a disaster waiting to happen. @LCRMayor @mygibbo you need to be pressing the people responsible

@SoundDave1981 That for petrol because diesel was more than that 2 weeks ago.

£1.49 a litre You've got to be taking the piss.

@fesshole I reckon that kettle was broke if it took years to click.

I was 18 at a staff Xmas party, and an older staff member asked me back to her room for "coffee". She went up first for a shower. I noticed no kettle in her room. Went back to my room to bring a kettle. She looked at me, and we had coffee. Years later, it clicked.

@camelsbestmate @JayneMoobs I think it was previously called The Rising Sun.

@JayneMoobs My college was a few doors down on Thithebarn Street...I worked in the Rose and Crown pub over the road (on Cheapside) for the 3 years I lived in Liverpool...trying to remember what that pub was (it wasn't an Irish pub in the early 90's).

Drinks in the sunshine! ☘️

@rexs_ma I'll just presume you're not with Virgin Media. Well done. 👍

@Pbaker72 @thecoralband Sold his soul, the lad

I have ventured to Stockport. Could this be the actual Simon Diamond from @thecoralband song fame?!

@bushontheradio In the barbers over who was next. Which ended up spilling outside and neither got a haircut and I moved two places up in the queue 😁

I've just seen two blokes have a FIGHT in the carpark of Waitrose in Leigh on Sea. Where have you seen people have a fight?

@theruleteros 95 and 13 year old me is on the picture in the Gwladys Street.

I am bringing back an old tradition we did of throw back Thursday. Can you guess the year when these two photos of Everton de Viña del Mar & Everton Football Club were taken? #masqúeunsoloclub #VamosEverton #tbthursday

@90sFootballUK1 Watched Brazil beat Japan 3-0 at Goodsion.

Who remembers the Umbro Cup in 1995?

@bushontheradio World In Action

What TV theme do you associate with it being time for bed when you were a kid?

@fesshole Oooh-oohh-oohhh... Whenever I'm sad, whenever I'm blue Whenever my bowels are heavy I climb down the tower shit in bush Just like Eddie

I used to repair overhead power lines. As I was getting down off the tower, a browny-orange dog ran over closely chased by its owner. They were shouting "don't touch it, it's human." That's when I realised it was a white dog and what my mate Eddie had been doing in the bushes.

@sid_lambert Loftus Road.

It’s 23 years since Jon Harley morphed into Roberto Carlos at Craven Cottage. Good Lord Above. He’s practically in the car park when he hits that…

@SoundDave1981 @NetflixUK They've removed trailers so can't really get a clue what shows are about without reading up on them.

Is anyone's @NetflixUK just shit atm? Like the resolution has dropped off a cliff?

@gagsy1978 You mean he hasn't already ?

Cant put up with watching Mykolenko week in week out hes gonna finish me off

@fesshole That's hillhairyarse

I was maid of honour for a friend. As a nurse, I didn't flinch at helping her use the loo in the big dress - even wiping when she needed an emergency poo. I took perverse pleasure in discovering she'd removed all her foof hair for her husband, but had neglected her hairy bumhole.

@footballkitpod Luton 0 - 1 Everton Robert Warzycha, aka Bob The Pole with the goal.

This Luton Town shirt had a three-year lifespan, with three different sponsors - and the only time it was worn by a winning team was Everton, against Luton

@LIndependents The bus would have got to the end of the lane and just sat in the traffic with everyone else after the absolute shambles they've made of Walton Vale. How they've managed to put a plan in to ease Walton Vale and make it busier plus every road leading to it is quite an achievement.

The bus lane had been trialled long in advance and was dropped because of residents' opposition. It was farcically short and there would have been a chokepoint at Greenwich Road. The whole area needs a comprehensive traffic management solution to approaching gridlock.